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It's just as well. Superman.
Oh, no? I rather doubt you got back here by subway, Andrus.
What? Yeah.
Well, I've just been waiting for the right journalists.
Clearly, I've projected my own identity issues onto Superman.
... we'll just have to figure out something else.
Arrested for bank robbery. Brought here ranting about Superman.
As well it should be.
Maybe what he's using to manipulate the public hasn't been invented yet.
The minds of these primitives are easily manipulated.
Star reporters for the Daily Planet.
While I was gone? What?
...warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
Is it?
...but then they'd know I was Superman.
I didn't realize it was him at first...
Thanks, Jimmy.
I'll meet you outside. Yeah?
What, a darn nice guy?
Kind of how I knew this...
Congratulations, Andrus. You've just become my running mate.
Thx fir the rude
He's here.
Not if you say it fast.
Yeah, Carl? Malcolm.
Tempus, I speak to you as a fellow Utopian.
Wait a minute.
The mind of the paranoid delusional is a complex thing indeed.
President of the United States. What a nightmare.
...for maximum effect.
What are you doing?
Sweetheart, is there something you'd like to share?
It's a safe bet that Superman would prefer to stay out of politics, Mr. President.
Return with me now and make amends for your crimes.
... we're gonna make the transition as painless as possible.