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Through the window!
John Doe shot up in the polls while you were gone.
...and a train derailed. - Is anyone working on this?
It's totally understandable. The man tried to kill your wife.
Citizen Tempus?
Who's Tempus?
But you know what? I kind of like it.
Looney Tunes is two words.
Oh, Superman? Thanks.
...from asking questions better left unanswered.
What's not to get? Doe's campaign is catching fire.
Honey, they're just dreams.
Superman, I'm afraid until this is cleared up...
Soon, I'll have everything I want:
I wanna find what makes this man tick, what he stands for.
Assuming this role allows me to avoid dealing with painful childhood issues.
I get a kick out of checking the "married" box.
Best not to do this out in the open.
Because you are, in a word, Looney Tunes.
Clever, huh?
For example.
Oh, you know. The usual.
You're probably right.
- What do you mean? - Well, he's a time traveler.
Tempus set the whole thing up.
But now both our worlds are in danger.
I'll be waiting.
- Lois! - Clark!
Like back in the days of slavery.
Daily Planet. Darn tooting, John Doe's a very nice guy.
Exactly.
...and don't underestimate the power of Superman's disgusting goodness.
A what?
Oh? Why is that?
Lois, when I came outside and you weren't there...
...it's just one of those things that you do. Like paying taxes. It doesn't mean...
No chance Superman might be around, is there, White?
No!
He's escaped.
- Why not? - Lois...
Welcome. I'm John Doe.
Just don't make me go back in there.
That can't be, can it? Superman, a tax dodger?
You've gone too far this time.
Men of peace, such as myself...
I guess you'll be invited to the big victory party afterwards.
...that you bare a striking resemblance to someone else?
You know there are no windows here.
Tempus.
...I thought about John Doe and...
Somebody needs help.
If it weren't for you there would be no Utopia.
Think something in the water is making people...