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Oh, God, it's starting to come back to me.
Well, there has been.
"Again"?
With 80 percent of the precincts reporting...
The future can wait.
I know he's a friend of the Planet. I'd sure like to get a photo with him.
So I fashioned a romantic alter ego for myself.
I mean, he's such a darn nice guy.
Tempus.
The Amish are not your friends.
...well, I just felt I had to vote for him.
We have you surrounded. We need to talk to you.
I hope you can understand that...
Ever since they made the switch.
A darn nice guy.
I needed to see you.
This thing. This thing.
...let him.
Oh, there he is.
Well...
DON’T MAKE ME GO BACK
No!
And that secret identity is...?
...wouldn't exist as leaders.
What did this peacekeeper look like?
Men of greater character will conspire to stop you.
Extradite me back to the future...
But, honey, you know Superman can't just beat up the president-elect.
Excuse me.
Paperwork. Insurance forms.
But there are a couple of particular reporters.
...with the new administration, Superman.
...and I'm about to plunge the world into 1000 years of darkness.
So that wasn't Tempus, but you're sure John Doe is?
I stand by it.
- What? - Yes, he broke in here.
No, please. Put me in solitary. Put me anywhere.
Well, this is the most uneventful election year in my memory.
...they're constantly bumping into their own ethics.
...to face punishment for crimes I've committed in various time zones.
Sir, there are some reporters outside to see you.
Very.
Who said it would?