Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How much do you have in your checking account?
-You don't have a chance. -What else?
-How much time? -Two minutes.
-One doo-wop and you lose. -Oh, hold the phone! Hold the phone!
Fine. Just bring him back cheaply.
That's less than two hours away. Mr. Addison isn't even here.
...the parameters of the bet, into the essence of my personality.
We all have a problem, Ms. Hayes.
They want $100,000...
-How much do I get if I win? -Don't worry, you couldn't win.
Everything, anything is negotiable, Ms. Hayes.
Maddie!
-For this to have happened twice.... -Mrs. Greydon...
I was dreaming. You can't do what I want you to do.
"Why is that man having sex with himself?"
-It's ringing, David. -Ease into this.
I could make a copy of it for you if you like.
Say something funny.
Hey, kids!
And the only solution is dissolution.
Oh, David, isn't life wonderful?
I'm willing to bet that you can't be a mature adult for one week.
I think he hung up.
-Licking or bouncing? -The point is...
There are people who've waited 10, 20 years to become an adult.
Which reminds me, no more singing.
"Various evils"?
Indeed. You know, I'm secretly hoping I'll lose this bet.
Easy pickup, easy getaway. Never see him in the dark.
Hell, my way, everybody gets what they want.
Won't you please leave?
If we're choosing which neck to risk, it seems that my thick one...
Oh, David!
-Time's up. -Man walks into a bar!
Madam Hayes.
We got no choice but to limbo, Jimbo!
...if only I had known the truth about that first kidnapping.
-What do you mean? -When you lose, what do I get?
What could have gotten that somebody so hot?
Three thousand dollars to watch the impossible?
Yeah, 50,000 of them.
Damn right, it's true. We earned this money, baby.
You have to accept the dog's limitations.
Why, you're heroes.
Maddie!
Guess how big a booty me and Mom bagged.
You wanna pick something?
So, what does this mean?
And people say we're not alike.
-I de-Daved him? -De-Daved him.
...but morally bankrupt as well."
-We did that, didn't we? -Yeah, we did.
Now, that's what I call hospitality.