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That's quite all right, Mrs. Greydon. Have a seat, please.
-Not funny. You know what happened? -Met a zipless tick?
-Really? -I think you'd find it hard to refute...
-What do you want? -I don't think you can do it.
Your stepmother is our client. We don't lie to clients.
Mr. Addison, what does that mean? What do you want me to tell her?
Everything to you is sex, sex, sex.
If he plays around, we'll track him down.
-...but it's gotta help. -Take a vat of suntan oil.
He's a compulsive gambler. Anything, anywhere.
Limber up, cats and kittens. I'll be back in a flash.
...if she hadn't hired us for the second, her son would be alive today.
But when you lose, you will lay off every unnecessary employee.
Couple of days of acting like an adult, you'll wonder why you didn't sooner.
-I can do anything. -Really?
Really? Me too.
Well, it smells like sexism to me too, but damn it...
-We'll find Clark Greydon's killers. -...what I need is a nice, long vacation.
-What? -The smell of the gasoline.
Does the phrase "stop and smell the roses" mean anything to you?
Although it seems to me there is a decided lesser...
"Phone booth, corner of 5th and Flower, exactly 11:30."
Yeah.
...I'm looking for someone to negotiate for him.
"Where did you get the pig?"
-Go get who? -Go get him.
Cat got your tongue?
Okay.
Mrs. Greydon, I'm Madelyn Hayes.
Morning, Ms. Hayes. Sorry I'm late.
The longer the odds, the quicker he jumps.
Here we are.
Boy, are you one tough customer.
You get a pimple inside your nose, then you gotta blow--
-We're late. -Late for what?
Kind of mature.
That came with my Times this morning.
You encourage those people out there. You set an example.
...and he looks at this man and he looks at this duck and says:
Oh, right, we don't wanna mess with the fame and the fortune.
Guess I'm a better piano player than a kidnapper.
That's what I mean!
I didn't see anything, did you?
Fifty thou.
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
But you have not made such an effort.
Mrs. Greydon.
This is a group effort.
...something happens and you realize it's gonna be fine.
Tell her I'm sharpening my axe.