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PACk of gum. Here you go.
Sorry.
Big coat! Big coat!
I'm not surprised they couldn't land on the moon. Things make perfect sense.
You know, Elaine.
Do you remember? We met at Linda van Grak's baby shower.
See YOU later
Neil Armstrong should've said, That's one small step for man...
no way ‘’mmmbop’ is worse than *nothing but country music*
- Can you comprehend it? - No, I can't comprehend it.
...this is the hat to wear.
You Know about Gore-tex?
I'm cold too. At least you got a coat.
Look at this.
Just standing there with a box, holding it by the little string...
You wish you had this coat
Maybe we should forget about the cake.
No way Coke is better than Pepsi
- They look comfortable. - That's why I got them, but they're not.
No, Alou…
- That was our babka. - Can't beat babka.
Leave me alone
No. I'm bringing cake.
Why don't you go into the store, I'll wait in the car?
If I was running for office, I'd ask for the death penalty for double-parkers.
Look to the spreadsheet
George read the Necronomicon I’m not reading the Necronomicon
Maybe it's not stupidity. Maybe it's just a blatant disregard...
Another Akiva?
My osteopath says that it's bad for my spine.
That was our babka. you Can't beat a babka.
- Why don't you wear a heavier coat? - I wanted to look good for the party.
Well, wait outside. This isn't a hang out.
It's a funeral procession.
That's a Fallacy
I don't like the idea that any time there's a dinner invitation...
Hey, do you believe I got a merry Christmas today!
Its tortex
- See what I'm saying? - He could build the rocket.