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What's wrong with my shit? Homey, please.
You got the voice down, but those outfits no good.
Did Commander Riker give up when the Borg infiltrated the Starship Enterprise...
Oh, hey, man, get that car fixed, yo.
Gram?
Cheated? Man, fuck you!
You see that? Cure for blue balls.
I'll slap both them motherfuckers. Badow! Badow!
You've got anything for a head wound?
You and you and me, we're the same: Africa tan.
♪ That's my home Twenty three's wrapped in chrome ♪
and Indian pudding that doesn't stop.
Oh, no. I already got the prescription filled. Zing!
Please bring your ass and titties along with you.
Damn. Ivory! Holy shit!
Well that explains everything
History!
- Marvin Gaye? - Yeah.
I say we burn them books,
I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost
Listen. I think I have a solution to your little problem.
Nobody say that now nothin' like you say that now nothin'.
Right.
♪ You got the key to the city but the latch is on ♪
Oh, how sweet.
1 863. That's «B.»
A drop in the bucket, sucker. I remain here solely for the purpose of...
Ah, shit!
Huh?
Multi-socket extension cubes.
Pork Chops O Chunky
Yeah, like pussy and respect.
♪ Just got an ounce in the mail ♪
You a straight up genius, girl
without her daddy on her arms.
The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck your crew up.
Get down with my girlfriend
♪ I'm that nigga that ride with a trigger to get a supply ♪
I meant that in a good way..
This is Black History. Black History?
Ohh yeah
That's y no puff puff
All we did was come over for directions.
LAaawwd It's A Gift!!!
All right, rookies, push-ups! Get down!
You're gonna have to take that THC test and get into a four-year college,
he would deny and denounce any claim...
Whoo! What is this?
Why you gotta sound all belligerent about my shit anyway?
«Word»?
Can we talk about this in your car?
It got to come out right! And if it don't come out right,
Cut! Cut! Cut!
A coupla notes get you hogtied and roped Dope like guns
Yo, what's up, homies?
Come on with it...
That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip, dog.
♪ When there's smoke in the air my nose is like a basset hound's ♪
Either way
Fly! Go fly!
you wouldn't sound so fuckin' smug, now would you?
Yes, but it's breaking the bank keeping his igloo frozen.
- We want all the ho's out here to come. - Did you just call us ho's?
It's only pussy
Quarantine Mood
The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck your crew up.
♪ Like it's all good roll through your hood pushin’ a hearse ♪
Well, we have the finest botany department in the world...
This is you
The financial aid office.
Where my bitches?!
But black people don't get any credit. I'm sore as a motherfucker, man.
And that was just from the mouth. And I'm still below a 2.0.
- Yeah, I remember that bitch. - It means the world to me!
- Whoa! - Ah!
Dick drive this car Not pussy
What's your name? I'm Jamal.
So you're playin’ grabby-ass again, huh?
Wyd?
Come here, girl!
Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang. I came to bring the pain
The gift That keeps on giving
fuck you for making reaction videos!
she doesn't post stories foo oh. cool. that explain errrrrthang
- -
I wonder who these are from.
Then we all gonna be comin'. That voice just now, what was it?
When she aske where I’m stayin
S1 SHOP ON MONDAY’S
Look who we have here.
I just gave it to the guy in the back, man.
Chiron: Goes Retrograde Me: Good, then we’ll fox with each other
Goddamn, not a... Not a hell, not a bitch.
Uh, yeah. Told you.
What are you doin' in there? Droppin' your kids off at the pool?
♪ Bombs over Baghdad Yeah, yeah ♪
Holy shit! Man, let me try that! Silas, relax.
Tell me, how is Jamal doing?
A place where you can really grow academically?
Why no pass the Dutchy this is nothing I cut myself shaving
You East Coast. I Far East Coast
«A, » French. Definitely the French.
Cypress Hill and we can't go wrong People smokin' like Cheech and Chong
Yeah, we got dough. If not, our best friends got dough.
Those rejects have been rejected.
Yes, I smoke shit Straight off the roach clip
I'm a ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost I'm a ghost
Yeah, okay. Whatever, man. If you say so, bro.
Flight purchased, Car rented Baby Metal!
The fuck between ya eyebrows?!
The herb is more than just a powerful potion What's the commotion
my message to phil spencer:
This is insane!
and we started makin' it together after that.
Nothin'.
Um, let me ask you a question. Now don't laugh. But, um...
Carson in college
Open bar all night, man. Everything was cool, man,
Allah.
I FAWX!! Wit you
Yeah. Yeah.
Nausea.
Couldn't have my future ex-wife show up to some bigwig event...
I need to slap my goddamn self for that.
Buck up Bart
Don’t do it Don’t give your love to sexy Ida
There's a lot of things you don't get...
So, he likes plants, does he?
Well, you know, someone else was breakin' in here,
- Good service. - Hey, Jamie.
Kya harami sala
When Jaydeen know her boyfriend gonna Fuck her hard
Stand up for your rights Move on up! Move on up!
You ol Don Cornelius lookin ass you ol wanna bone Lucy Hale ass you ol Snoop Dogg getting high lookin ass You ol Usher in 1997 ass you ol LL Cool J fan from Fall you ol wanna bone Shay Mitchell ass you ol Muhammad Ali fan from Summer ass nigga