Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, Mr. Civilized, «peace» can also be used interjectionally...
What's up, nigga? What's crackin'?
The chickens are not clucking around here.
Yeah, like voodoos and smashes
It's a good baseball field, Ray. It's kinda pretty, isn’t it?
Get’im! No green Jimmy the Cricket suit-wearin' ass motherfucker.
something that may benefit mankind.
Whoa!
♪ Grimy bitch, I wear the same shit for three days ♪
New time on Wild Punta! Yeah, gayfuck! Martin, you dick! I sure hope my buttfucka triggered me!
That statue was priceless. It means everything to our family.
There's a lot of things you don't get Yeah, like pussy and respect!
Hypnotic eyes and a stacked-up love sack
Read from the brochure, brother. Brothers, join us...
Okay.
Hey, y'all pass that, kid?
Yo, fresh and funky!
Why you wear smelly eggs?
Goddamn! That is the shit.
ME WATCHING THE NEWS
♪ I had these ho’s strippin’ till it's part of the mornin’ ♪
If there's grass on the infield, play ball.
and if I can discover what these are,
- This is insane. - Oh, shit!
Oh, this motherfucker done messed up my shit!
When that Ghetto D Gets you real violent
Yo, J. Yo, T.
I gotta 2 inches of hard dicka
Then will fux with each other
I got somethin' for your ass.
Ha! Oh, hey, hey, hey, Professor. What's going on?
THATS NOT YOURS!
Me hungry.
I'm not that much of a square, Silas. I did do it once in high school.
- The original man was like us, man. - Whatever, nigga.
Come on. Let me holler at you.
Look who we have here.
Shit, I fucks with ya. Shit, I fucks with you too.
stroke smoke
Well, with test scores like theses, you can roll up any joint you want.
Tell the truth. Baby, I got a dream...
My house. Living room. Right on the couch.
Where? Between your eyes?
That's’cause you comin' down off a three-month crack binge. It's called reality, son.
Oh, I see now, yes. It's all good, yeah.
This group is fucking boring
we gonna get those intellect bitches and start our own new stable, feel me?
It's fat, dope, cool. It's Fubo, man
Good. Stroke, smoke.
She knows I love brownies.
♪ You wack, you're twisted your girl's a ho, you broke the kid ain’t yours ♪
What about you two? Why don't yo walk out and protest with your brothers?
Raging party with open beer cans in hallway.
- Is that good? - Yes, that's a «yes.»
Oh, do anybody know where the financial aid office is?
I don’t hear nothin..
Dave be like
Oooo got dam ghost ghost Yup..u dead
You're dismissed.
Guy in the back? What the fuck are you...
You ain’t even a real pimp, you just an assistant pimp
Wow. Ooh.
These Botches ain't nobody
And your haircut game is fucked up.
it's wonderful being back here at Harvard...
You mean, this carpet?
I'll be back for you, man.
When we first hooked up, he wrote on a slip of paper « I Need Money.»
Fuckin' crackhead.
And professional player. So, what's mine is yours,
The trustees seem to think we need it.
Gentlemen!
But, Coach! Bart!
Rude-ass motherfucker. Stingy bastard!
and you're gonna make the team, son.
Get ready, I mean better, for me, Bradley! Blaze two. Get at me in the mornin! PEEEAAACE!
Mm-hmm.
Your serum worked, and you're going to get an «A» in my course.
Blaze two, get at me in the mornin'. Peace!
♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my cool ♪
Yeah!
I'm one, that's two. That's what your ass will be...
They look like they got money. Oh, he kinda cute.
Oh.
Yeah. Yeah.
- Tell them, Powder. - Dick drive this car, not pussy.
Shall we, ladies?
Dinner? Bart, you know, some of these things are...
for the sake of my father's campaign.
Oui. It is, but how did you know that, Silas?
I Can't Smoke a Finger!
I fucks with you
- - Pay that shit.
Ain't that a... Hell, no, we ain't got no...
I hope you get a virus.. You and your computer
gosh, golly, that would be so hard on me.
When she accept the friend request
June got his helmet on
No, don't stop.
How you doin', Dean? How you doin'? How you been?
♪ Let's get, yo Let's get ♪
I thought you was the one the Lord chose.
♪ Let's get, let's get Let's get Yo, yo ♪
♪ Smoke cheeba cheeba Smoke cheeba cheeba ♪
- we're all about good grades. - Is that right, Mr. King?
Who said this was a date?
That shit on your lip Has some shit on its lip
Bitch better be out here checkin' my motherfuckin' money.
Where the hell is he?
- This is how we do it - Whoo!
Cracked Roces Fifths Now that’s a corny motherfucker
but they give lots of money to the university.
Got Popcorn ceilings? Call us now for a free popcorn ceiling removal consultation
Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you!
"Thou shalt not allow multi-socket extension cubes in dorm rooms."
Jesus looks like a hippie in a dashiki.
Fuck you. Fuck you! Fuck you!
Why are you always taking violent tones with people?
Shit, I fucks with ya. Shit, I fucks with you too.
You little bitch, you better get up off of me. Where's my bitches?
- then take all the credit. - Jamal!
Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man. More cushion for the pushin'.
Didya?
Momma, they lyin'. They lyin'?
Oh, that's my song!
It's a student citation. I'm a volunteer.
I got one more delivery to make.
♪ So high that I can kiss the skies, bitch ♪
Its some freak In thise geeks!
Matter fact
I hope you're right, son. Uh-oh, camera.
till Marvin Gaye came in there trippin'.
three-day-wearin' nasty ass.
So you supposed to be cosigning to the shit that I say.
some of Benjamin Franklin's artifacts, which I personally found.
This is pimpin' here. I been on Wheel of Fortune, Price is R...
Oh, you can't dance!
pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'.
Silas! Jamal.
God, this is the wildest time I've ever had.
Who's gonna come to a fuckin' cornfield? Who gonna cut the grass?
Aah!
I'm out, man. Ive!
in which the vice president will be attending...
- Smells good. - Ooh, you pretty boy-lookin' motherfucker.
Hey
We wanna run a dick-suckin' marathon with y'all.
This is a motherfuckin' president, man. What the fuck are we doin'?
Yes.
In short, you are fired!
When she laughs At you being sad!