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I got 2 inshes Of hard dick!
I know I can get at least 1 2 years up in this motherfucker.
you're startin' to see Bart for the shallow bastard that he is,
Jamal, you don't want that. Them girls only know three words:
You east coase... I FAR east coase
- Wash your nasty ass. - Is that all, Momma?
- What? - What a jerk!
I think I got somethin' for that. Hold on.
entertaining anecdotes.
Maybe I ain't hit it hard enough.
What the fuck is your problem? No dishwee-saya.
Fresh gear, man! You like?
Man, I love me a fat chick More cushion for the pushin'
Fuck you think we gonna do? We gonna smoke his ass,
I see still waters run deep. Please believe.
Bicycle Oh, no!
Oh, shit, Mikey. Hell, no!
Now nothin'. A now nothin' nothin' now.
- That you bitches can split. - Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?
Young MC.
Forward motion Make you sway like the ocean
- He is quite attractive. - Indeed.
- He got another thing comin'. - What an asshole.
who would've thought the last thing to wind up smokin' would be your ass?
It's in your bloodline. It's in my blood, and you will never be that.
Blaze 2 get at me in the mornin! Peace!!!
It's the skid mark of Buddha!
MOOD
On your mark, get set...
Okay. All right.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to sit down. I would like to continue.
Won't make your bathroom smell funky, yeah
you ain't gonna get the pimp tonight!
- Frees your mind and your body. - Next! Next!
It's indigenous to the wet drylands of the Northern Hemisphere.
- Tell them, Powder! - We already got pussy. Y'all come back later.
You smoked my weed, didn't you? And we almost kissed, didn't we?
♪ Hits from the bong From the bong ♪
You've come to the right place. I've been an undergrad for 1 2 years.
but the issue here is, who is recording the account?
Hell, motherfuck... I mean, yes, sir, Dean Cain, sir.
You know, you surprised me by getting high.
You know, you surprised me by getting high.
Man, I know the bitch that make these rugs. You know Juanita and them.
Give me three feet!
Excuse me? Head.
You ol' Richard Pryor shortcut, fade-havin’-around-the-side wearin’ motherfucker!
Guys, we weren't expecting you, but you're right on time.
WHAT AMERICA TELSS HILLARY CLINTON
Mark of Buddha, my ass. Look at you now... dead, ashes.
♪ Don’t pull the thang out Unless you plan to bang ♪
♪ Yo, you can call on the man when the party is borin’ ♪
During the lockdown This how I feel
Yeah! Here we go.
What're you doin? Jus' runnin' The streets? Fuckin' wit' the livin'?
Tell the truth
- Yeah, the bitch is fine, isn't she? - What?
Puttin' the power of healin' in the hands of the common man. Yeah, whatever.
Yes, Lord. Ooh, damn!
I've known Bart all my life,
I love me a fat chick! more cushion for the pushin!!
Did I hear you say something? With all due respect, suck my dick.
Word. Holler at your dogs, man.
so I'm guessin' that would be the Dooster House...
Puffs of purgatory, baby! Puffs of purgatory. Puffs of purgatory.
Ah! Hey!
I got a feeling you gonna see my experiment work.
and get some head while I'm doin' it.
He probably gonna curse us out about that wild-ass party.
good, then we'll fox with each other!
Nothin' but pork. Wow! Right on!
Oh, shit. You know.
Good, ’cause Jamal's gonna be my baby daddy.
No, don't put’em in... Oh, my baby!
Stop touchin' stuff! When you gonna get funds for this shit?
What the fuck is all this? What y'all three bitches want?
They're blowin' Harvard's ass out of the water.
well, we got Cleopatra looking like Elizabeth Taylor,
We ain't got no Ivory,
Lord, it's a gift! It's a gift from above! Make it float like a dove!
Where you going? You gotta stay.
I guess you might as well come back home and live with me.
You ol Berry Gordy tuxedo wearing ass you ol looney tunes what's up doc lookin ass you ol Barney the Dinosaur purple ass You ol Miss Sofia lookin ass ol Morris Day lookin ass ol Austin Powers Coca cola sprite dasani fanta hi c drankin ass
- We used to have a good time. -
♪ And sing along to my hip-hop song, had you chokin' off of a bong ♪
Get the body. You should have some more respect for an ex-president, asshole.
CAME RAME
Why do good girls like bad guys Hey, bro, change for a 20?
♪ Brick city and the crooked letter "I" ♪
When you try ivory soap for the first time
Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, for sure.
mm
That shit on yo lip got some shit on its lip, dawg
I told you I have your back, even if I got hit by a bus.
Ass, titties, ballers. Go, girl, go!
Sometimes you want more than just a honey with ass
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Just like your father
Hey, little baby bitch.
go to that graveyard, find us a smart dead guy and smoke his skeleton ass.
I FUCKS WITH YOU
My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp.
Holler at me. I'll try to.
I fucks with you
Mm-hmm. This is Jamal. Jamal, this is my dad.
I know everything there is to know about Ivy League women.
Buck up, Bart! Buck up!
God, I just don't get you guys.
You look like a couple of goddamn Uncle Toms! Walk on out!
Megan and I have never done anything like this before.
Join the Army Then build refrigerators and such
I'm from Wisconsin.
You need to sit down. Mm-mm.
Powder, what are you doing here? What are you doing in here?