Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, right, Bart. Would you bet money on that?
Yes, I did receive them. As a matter of fact,
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
- I even smoked it before. - Well, that figures.
motherfuckin' unicorns.
♪ I gots it locked bringin’ the noise ♪
Yo, you keep on usin' them big-ass Harvard words,
then we gonna start askin' questions.
Um, we didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.
♪ Come along and take a hit from the bong ♪
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Hold on, Powder. Let's not get «ignant.»
Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas
it could be the greatest find in the history of anyone attending Harvard.
qual a sua ideia sobre isso ?
But if it's one of my proud black people that's doing the recording of the account...
I'm gonna round them motherfuckin' almond eyes of yours out, understand me?
- I actually feel wonderful. - Isn't he great, Daddy?
Fuck all that, man. Listen, I'm cuttin' this arm now.
Y'all calm down! We got this. Calm down.
Sure, come on in.
This group is fucking boring I'm out of here
You
We are fucked. Fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked!
Oh! Oh! Oh, shit!
denial is a river in egypt
Listen, man, we got a test in about five minutes. Word.
Back up! Back up, nigger! You better give me three feet!
But what’s your zodiac sign?
donkey kong be like
You know Miss Jenowitz from the Chemistry Department, Nice to see you.
RAM
Dean, what about those two guys I read about from the tri-states?
doesnt talk, how come he??
♪ Contagious We out for Mista Biggs women ♪
Look right there. See that right there?
How you gonna talk when you shuttin' up? Fine! Fine!
If you took your head off these ho's and put it in some books,
What're you doin' ivory? Just runnin' the streets, fuckin' with the living?
Whatever it is, this shit is hot.
In the near lane, we have Harvard.
Excuse me?
Go, go, go, go.
ever since you arrived on this campus, there's been several mishaps.
Man, that shit smell good as hell, dog.
No, actually, I come for your girls. Ooh!
The name is jimmy and ill fuck your crew up
Hey, Coach, thanks a lot, man. I owe you.
You ol Steve Harvey suit wearing ass you ol Redman at the Source Awards lookin ass you ol Barney the Dinosaur lookin ass you ol Fifth Harmony fan from winter ass You ol Denzel Washington in Mo Better blues lookin ass you ol Ice Cube in Player's Club lookin ass you ol Mr Ratburn from Arthur lookin ass you ol Popeyes chicken biscuit smellin ass
I made it! I can't feel my legs, but I'm alive!
Twelve years? Damn, kid.
♪ How high, motherfuckers How high ♪
Molly and I are really into D'Angelo. Do you have any?
and what's yours I've probably already had.
you'll make sure I pass that motherfucker, ya heard?
Oh, baby, I ain't laughin'. I'm gonna make you mine.
My weed! Oh! Oh!
Then we fucks with each other!
♪ We live up in here, y'all ♪
Charlie drive this car, not Jarrod.
Oh, God! Stop actin' like a little bitch!
for either of you to cheat, you had two totally different versions of the test.
♪ Street vanillas in the pj's ♪
You're gonna have to study on your own. Damn, they can't hear me or see me. Tell’em!
End-table ass! Hella Back!
You little Sammy Davis Award Junior afro-haircut- havin’-ass motherfucker!
Bumbaclot, boy!
Say, you tryin' to get somethin' to bring them nerves down too, huh, bro?
Nasty muthafucker!
Tengo 2 pulgadas de polla dura
M.P.H.'s?
Literally any minor sound in R.E. Village
Yee-hah! Look out!
♪ Bringin’ the funk Dr. Spock Bringin’ my boys ♪
You won't mind that I'm bangin' your daughter on the regular.
- BUFU. - Oh, no. Not you two!
Got that dough? Mm-hmm.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
♪ On that piece of the pie Now ask me how high ♪
♪ Inhale, exhale ♪
Do you see me?
♪ Spinnin' on a track with Red and Meth ♪
Oh, what you missed this You got to bear witness
and «bitch» ain't in the Bible.
I don't think you wanna see this.
Whetheryou're black, or a honky or in-between, you'll love Porkchops-O-Chunky.
That was deep! That was deep.
no no no
But I can.
Secret Service!
U Just an Assistant Pimp Hurry up Pimpin' I gotta go
You idiot. You idiot!
Later, man. Wait, Silas!
- How was the trip? - Good. Good.
Like this cannon-like article back here.
skinny ones, chunky ones.
It's a neem plant, Professor.
Ain't that right, baby? Right, Daddy.
- Now go warm me up some Porkchops-O-Chunky. - Is that all, Momma?
He might want to spank us! Oh, sit down.
Look. I know how you can get hi gh scores.
Well, I don't know about all that.
Yes, yes, yes.
You betcha! You can stay as long as it takes you to graduate.
You just earned yourself another citation. Fuck off!
♪ Hits from the bong ♪
You hi gh yet? Hell, no, man. Maybe not high enough.
- And you predicted that shit? - Yeah.
And ifyou're really my boy,
Some times a good woman Needs a little motivation
Ah!
And why do want a honey with class Dog niggaz
Aah! Aah! Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma!
Cut!
then let em know who you chose as your Beyonce
Smoke, Stroke
Middle of your face
Gonna be a long night.
Oh, shit.
I don't mind cutting my night short to be there
That's right, get up and move! You should lynch me!
My point is that you two... My point is shut the fuck up!
- What are you looking at? - I Need Money, you talked!
Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo! That's what I'm talkin' about.
Where's my bitches? Okay, check this out.
When you and your friend see a hot chick walk by
A bong?
- My eyes. - Aha!