Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why you doin' this? I'm in the Field of Dreams and Dances with Wolves.

He drink whiskey Pancho drink the wine

I don't think this is gonna work out. Hold on, now!

We ain't got no time for that shit. We gotta grind him now. Get this arm.

I ain't seen a stitch of pussy on this whole campus.

Got Blunt? ^ ^ ^ ^

Got some more beer. What did you do to yourself?

« Dear Carl, saw these and thought of you.

Silas, entrepre-Negro.

Dick Run This Not Pussy

So, Lauren, you might as well tell him now and get it over with.

to go and pick him up in the precinct last week.

It’s called reality son.

Them motherfuckers don't wanna see a black man make it.

Whew! What took y'all guys so long?

doesn't talk how come he?

You’re not watching this movie Because it’s rated R

Costner, huh? Dances with Wolves. Mm-hmm.

«Amir: Professional student/ resident advisor for you.»

peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.

You is a nasty motherfucker!

I'm a ghost ghost ghost

Will this make my drill sergeant stand at attention?

That Shit on yo got some shit on its lip

Wait a minute. I know you all two ain't over here playin' grab ass...

It's just a baby.

I believe in the... » Excuse me. Do you have to play that loud?

We limited, all right? We gonna have to split this shit up.

Oh, well, I guess I should say «thanks.»

♪ Niggas, close the door Yo, bitches shut all your blinds ♪

♪ Let's smoke that bowl Hit the bong ♪

♪ Bringin’ you lungs Pop the Glock but only

Better be ready for me, Bradley! Blaze 2. Get at me in the mornin! PEACE!

Huh? Get up. Dog, you shouldn't have.

No, it ain't all right, man. Yo, I been takin' your CDs. I been usin' your weed pipes.

Now, as I was saying, here at Harvard...

And Miss Lovell from Administration.

Can't this wait till after class? You're supposed to be in here anyway.

Harvard? Man, ain't it a lot Of richie people up there?

Took a dump In the middle of your face

Belligerent? Yeah, belligerent.

Jamal. Bart, I've decided since you and Jamal are my two best athletes,

I even been lookin' at Lauren's ass a couple of times, man. Whoa!

We're virgins. Mm-hmm. Yeah, both of us.

Yo, dog. Yo, zog.

Yo, what the fuck are we gonna do now?

♪ Hits from the bong Gonna get high ♪

The Name's Jamal, And I'll Fuck Your Crew Up

Oh, I'm watching you... Like a hawk.

I pledge allegiance to the pimp of the united pimps of America.

Shit, I fucks with you too

I got 2 inches of hard dick !!

The extension cords themselves are intertwined...

I hope you get a virus... You and your computer!

now that you're amongst civilized people?

Mm-hmm. And did your picture have that nasty...

You can't let the dean win.

- Oh, shark has fangs! - Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him.

- With that, they just won't shit. - Yeah.

Well, I'm Jamal, a pothead.

- That is all me, G. - That's the vice president's daughter,

I love you, Mary Jane

Fine! I don't mind cutting my evening Short To be there!

That's a corny motherfucker

What are you doin' here? You gonna hook me up with a chick...

If you don't know your grammar, that is.

That's my cologne Can only buy it from Mennen.

You look funky fresh

Yo, I hate it when you do that. I love that funny shit.

Please! Come on!

Old friends, fellow alums,

- and then you can build refrigerators and such. - Next!

♪ Y'all gonna make me act the fool ♪

Damn right, he stole your plant. Yo, Silas, this idiot smoked up all the plant.

Where my bitches at?

Oooooooh!, Roasted! I bet this white boy smells like Duck pussy, Pine-Sol, Moth Balls, Clorox Bleach and Peg Bundy's ass pussy and titties, ha ha

Maybe I can go back to being your manager...

FUCK YOU ASSHLEY!! FUCK YOU!!

Fawx wit each otha

There's a lot of things in life your ass just don't get.

If I send you this it means, Yes Sir Dean Cain, Sir ‼️

Come on, son. You've got a golden opportunity here...

Well, we might have Moses looking like...

- Repeat after me. - Repeat after me.

Why, yes, Jamal. It is somewhat of a surprise to me also.

Good work, everyone. Keep up the good work. Thank you.

See those two fine ass ho's right there?

Been pimpin since Been pimpin since

Yes sir Dean Cain sir

- That go for you too. - Hey, I am down with you, man.

Forward motion Make you sway like the ocean

Wait a minute. Didn't you put the ashes in the soil before you grew the plant?

like a polar bear.

and my hair caught on fire, I got your back, dog.

Fellas, I think it's time we all sat down and kicked it.

where I get to see my beautiful daughter.

I got the munchies like a mother fucker

♪ Yo, ladies and gentlemen Smoke cheeba cheeba Smoke cheeba cheeba ♪

- Taking a vow of celibacy, - Next.

This girl is different. All she cares about is Kevin Costner movies.

Damn! But it would have been impossible...

- We didn't hear anything. - You got some nice titties, dog. Word.

- self-serving, overopinionated ass! - Get’im!

Good boy, my ass. Ask her why I had to cancel my nail appointment...

Dean Cain expects us off campus by Monday.

My old school mom!!

You discovered all this crazy shit. You a straight-up genius, girl.

If I got hit by a bus tomorrow, I got your back, dog.