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You have to appreciate the colorful use of English language.
Damn BLUE.. YOu Pretty Boy looking MUTHER-FUCKA
We gonna kill these motherfuckin' bitches, huh?
Oh, oh, the Fox Club.
and let it fly!
When that Ghetto D Makes you wanna suffocate and call the ambulance
I got the munchies like a motherfucker. Hold this, baby.
You were dropping Chee-tos...
Then we'll fucks with each other.
- You know, I got to go. - No, no, no, no, no.
Answers? What are you talking about?
except climb out of this costume and climb into some pussy, baby.
Silas, your experiment was a success.
I'll work with you, baby. Come on.
I'm gonna have to knock that Bart character the fuck out.
HIT MEEEE!!!
I bet your breath smells like a Armadillo humping a Possum and old gas from a 18 wheeler
Your girl is doin' somethin' I think you need to recognize.
- Hey, man. Hey. - Come on, man. Smoke.
I guarantee you an "A" in this course. Class dismissed.
That's not yours!
Im startin to recognize things
Shit, I gotta roll up that joint, dog.
nerdy-ass-lookin' women out there.
They look like earlier inventions,
Life is hell. What up, fellas? What's up?
I got 2 inches of hard dick
Well, my man, let me think.
Check this out, i bet this white boy smells like Mr. Clean's bald headed dick, Gorilla doo doo, Horse pee, Cheetah vomit and Skunk ass Dig this, I bet this white boy smells like a Pig's Pussy Pork and a bear taking a shit in the woods then wiping his ass with a rabbit when it's finished, ha ha
Look, Silas, I know What you're trying to do. You're trying to frick her!
Back up! Back up, nigga! You better give me three feet!
Fuck is this?
Don’t be scared
at Reparations Technical Institute and learn hatred for the white devil...
Oh!
The bi g payback
Yeah, yeah. I love Niggers With Attitudes.
Stroke, smoke. Stroke, smoke.
If we came over here and asked if anybody needed their ass kicked,
Now let's practice it. Where's my bitches? Where's my bitches?
Is that why no puff-puff? Pass the dutchie, my friends.
That statue is in the likeness of my great granddaddy Dooster,
Pimps go thru this kinda shit from time to time
Dick Butt-kiss? Did you hear that, Coach? He's cursing!
Hey, what was that? Laughta! Crazy Hoe!
Chocolate diva! Nubian goddess!
Ooh, Professor! So that means I get to stay.
"Costume party. Place: Lovell House, Time: Friday."
Okay, Bart!
Get’im! Little Angela Davis moustache...
with no gag reflex or some shit like that?
Honey, you have never satisfied me.
You two stay put. I'm gonna hurt you!
ola burdi
Lol
Get your strength gathered for me, Bradley! Blaze 2… get at me in the morning! PEACE!!!
Don't worry, baby. You can suck my dick after class.
then we'll feminize each other
Don't you wish they were really ho's...
Charlie drive this car, not JARROD.
If you get this botany grade changed, they have to keep you.
most of the wealth into the hands of a few.
I don't know what that is. Forewarning, gentlemen:
How'd you hook up with that Bart dude?
See, I'm lookin' for the ecstasy. I'm lookin' for the pot.
Okay. I'm not that good at it.
For sure. Know what I mean?
No, fuck that
THAT'S NOT YOURS!
When Wave One Starts And Your Squads A Bunch Of Scrubs The Borgs. THEY'RE HERE!!!
Y'all don't know shit. I'm gonna learns you, though. I'm gonna learns you.
the other half lies, all right?
We all know that Harvard has been honored to host...
Yep
You huge ass shirt wearin' neck tattoo havin ass muthafucker
Yo, we still high on that Ivory?
For real? But you won't pass your finals.
You can work hard, you learn...
Harvard isn't for everyone.
Timber!
he gonna be mad
RAM
Let me get my switchblade out. Let me get my blade.
I don’t know what that shit mean but it sounds good
then we'll fawkes with each other.
If the chancellor throwin' a Halloween party,
Brother just got extensions put in today. They tight, huh?
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
Pimps go through this kind of shit from time to time.
Mike Ellis' life motto
fat bitches pissin' on you all the time.
.
Dick drive a this car Not pussy
Yo, Silas!
to make somethin' of yourself, and you just throwin' it away?
When you catch yo homie up
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I don't know. I guess it's that new serum, man.
When Apple Music Takes Your Last 14.99
How charmingly ghetto
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Hit them books!
Crazy shit, all right, and it will be everywhere.
I have to go to those lousy cocktail parties.
Well that explains everything
I really don't know what you came here for
Them shits was talkin' to me. You know what?
Get the arm! Get the arm, man.
- No, I said «idiot.» - An idiot?
Man, get the fuck outta here, man!
No, no, I'm not kicking anything.
No, bro. I'm just here for you.
so I caught them and you can give me a reward, like more of the plant.
Um, well, well, well.
- I don't know. - What's the matter?
♪ Hittin’ somersaults without the net, but this'll be the year that we won’t forget ♪
♪ Yeah, so high till I reach the sky ♪
Belligerent? Yeah, belligerent
- Where he stayin'? - Harvard.
Here's your dad after a frat party.
Get’im! No short Colin Powell haircut, havin'-ass motherfucker.
♪ Tical shittin’ again Spittin’ to win ♪
All right. I'll take these upstairs.
You guys don't think that there's anything wrong with this?
We've never had anybody, let alone two people, get a perfect score.
we about to get kicked the fuck out of here...
Damn BLUE.. YOu Pretty Boy looking MUTHER-FUCKA
There’s some freak In those geeks
1:00 p.m.
Sorry, sir. Jamie's not accepting any male callers at this time.
Istanbul.
Man, my grandmother would love this shit in her garden.
I know, bitch, and neither is «motherfucker.» So drive this motherfuckin' car.
- Dick Drive This Car, Not Pussy
Word.
She not only wants your love she wants your life after that
Fake ass paul bunyan plaid pussy shirt wearin ass
Yo