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when you see someone in public an they cough
Mm, okay. You and you.
indecent exposure,
Lynch me for what my people have done to your people.
People with mcdonalds wifi be like
♪ One nine nine nine ano domi ni, anything goes ♪
I'm disappearin'. I'm disappearing.
mmmmmmm! These bitches ain't nobody!
- These bitches ain't nobody. - Oh!
We had a good time! Hump!
My bad, bro. We got off on the wrong foot.
Man, ain't nothin' wrong with your head.
I'm out.
Sex novelties, obscenity, fighting,
Hey, what was that? Laughta! Crazy Hoe!
Well
Fire
You'a ASSISTANT PIMP... YOU AINT EVEN A REAL PIMP
Jamal and Silas have gotten all «A's»?
- You been smokin' too much ganja, huh? - She's huge!
Did you figure out where you wanna eat dinner tonight?
♪ Yes, indeed I'm ill as any S. T.D. or sex disease ♪
The trustees of the university are riding my ass...
Why don't you come to the base and understand what it's really like to be somebody special?
Now, where did I go wrong with your ass?
♪ You're just a mike off Yo, call me Bob Backlund I break backs on ho’s ♪
♪ My dash is 10 My weed half a pound ♪
We fox with each other
- You're an asshole. - Did you call me an asshole?
It's over.
I made it! I can't feel my legs but im alive!
Dean Cain. But he is black.
These eggs are a part of my pledging.
We ain’t tryna see practice jrock
All right, leave the bike alone. Did you just call me fat? And what is that stench?
- Now what? Oh, shit, Ive! - What's up, dog?
What the fuck you doin'? Put the milk back! You're not supposed to steal from us!
Hardest cock .
Never thought I'd find you two ghetto asses up in here studying.
What you need to do is concentrate on gettin' the power of booty...
♪ Don't get me wrong It's not a new method ♪
by the African-Americans in the history of this country...
He Doesn’t talk, How come he?
I knew it. You guys and your lines.
Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
You ol burnt arboretum lookin ass you ol lost boy in the auditorium ass you ol Lauren Jauregui fan from winter you ol Bobby and Whitney security ass you ol Missy Elliott mixed with Mystikal lookin ass you ol Master P ughh lookin ass
and eventually you're gonna leave his ass for me.
Maybe he just came here to pay our money.
Fucks with each other
These bitches ain’t nobody
If you build it, they will come.
Don't touch me, man. It's me, dog.
Shit We looking for that shit too
Hell, yeah.
And I call you Mr. President 'cause I know you gonna rock this election.
♪ It ain’t about the weight, yo It's how they perform it ♪
Stroke, smoke. Stroke, smoke.
Not that problem. I'm talking about the boys.
Goddamn virgins
You look lovely. Oh, Philip!
- Shh! - You tellin' me to «shh»?
No, don’t stop
Did YOU WASH YOUR ASS TODAY
He seems unusual tonight. He's dehydrated.
I think there's some freak in those gigs.
Poor rose Oh well
Look, you got a little somethin' on your dress.
Hey, you get my message about goin' to the Jets game?
Man, that's me! So what's in this stuff?
This is nothing! I cut myself shaving. Yeah, whatever.
Yeah... rehab, mouthwash and a job application. Jeez!
Don't be scared pudda It's only a tongue
Thank God I fell out before I hit the freeway.
Put a little neem plant on it, cleared it up in an hour.
Holy shit
Did I spoil the moment? I can't help it, girl. You know what?
Yo, yo
Oh, please, God! Come back!
When I see people being ratchet
Go home! Go home! All y'all. Y'all don't wanna leave!
- I don't hear nothin'. - Yeah, we got dough.
Well, well, well.
workin' in a real lab, makin' some real money.
Who is you, and what's you doin' in my house, Jack?
♪ Put the blunt down just for a second ♪
The fuck between ya eyes!!
and they came over here and said,
Fifty bucks? Oh, man, I can't pay this.
More cushion for the pushin
I hope you get a virus. You AND your balls.
♪ I'm skillin' There's water inside Don't spill it ♪
Man, I ain't callin'. I'm right here.
Dick drives this car Not Pussy
Molly, get in here! You have to see this!
Don't even worry about that. See, I found my secret ingredient.
if you don't pass this class.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Bart, honey, sweetie, you are just in time...
and Lauren will be unveiling her Benjamin Franklin experiment.
People with mcdonalds wifi be like Im a ghost ghost ghost
- Cut. - Cut.
This isn't basketball, J. Rock.
Stroke, Smoke, Stroke, Smoke
More Cushin For The Pushin
Thank you for your...
I love America!
Alls look like they still in high school, yo.
Shit me too
♪ And then take that finger off of that hole ♪
And you will never be that!!!
Kk
Just keep it pimpalicious. Keep it pimpalicious!
Hey, what was that? Annie! Crazy ho!
ben we'll fawkes with each other!
I said idiot
Yeah. What you got for me? Here you go, right here: the bomb.
Hey, what's going on here?
He took my baby! Stop!
This group is fucking boring I'm out of here
I love Ben Franklin, girl,
That shit on yo lip Got some shit on its lip, dog.
The movie's over. Go home. Why don't you get out of your seat?
♪ Like a million elephants with silverback orang-utans You can’t stop a train ♪
Oh yeah
Isn't that... sweet?
Fuck you fuck you Fuck you!
Get out! Out! Out! Out! Out!
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Will you stop your damn sniveling, son?
I'll go holler at him, son. Oh, yeah.
NWA? Kid, what do you know about that?
Oh, my God, look at them. Turn the headlights off. Stop it!
You need to pay that by Friday at 5:00...
You know you my boy, man.
Yes, yes, yes!
These bitches ain't nobody
If Benjamin Franklin were here today,
I had this nasty-ass rash once.
Oh, that's fine. Keep on laughin'. Bring your face over here.
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
I'm gonna let Kev do the foreplay, right? Mm-hmm.
BUCK UP BART
And I'll tell you somethin' else.
Hey, you! Where's E I m and Third?
I've been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin
End table ass
You guys stole the Dooster! They do what?
This was me this morning
Why you gotta sound all belligerent about my shit anyway?
Oh!
I'm gonna miss you, dog,