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Fuck on that shit!
You gonna need some strong shit just to stay awake.
What's that got to do with me? I know you ready. You studied for it.
I'm tellin' you. We don't need no smart dead guy.
What you mean, « If you build it, they gonna come»?
Come on. Put this shit on your back.
Yeah, I'll bet on it. How about an S.U.V.? I got three of’em.
You ain't gonna need that.
Yeah, well, your shit is raggedier than a motherfucker, okay?
- Hey, what you listening to, brother? - Wu-Tang.
♪ Y'all niggaz is characters Not even good actors ♪
Yo, how much of that Ivory shit we got anyway?
Now nothin' mean «don't get a now nothin'.»
Man, I didn't. Get outta here with that shit.
Yo, we even exchanged pictures and everything!
Jimmy Butler be like….
Yeah, we down with that. Ballers and stuff gonna be there?
Hey, what's up?
It was near the medical library.
- What? - What?
There's some freaks In those geeks
Where's my bitches? Where's my bitches?
♪ I don’t stash the drug Nigga, divide ♪
What are you talkin' about? Same thing you talkin' about.
I don't think I could live with myself.
♪ It's what you need, baby♪ «Crabs.» « Bad Breath.»
You got a opportunity to do somethin' here...
I'm hungrier than four dudes.
Hello. Ma, it is a lamp.
Did you wash your ass today?!
Fd's
must maintain at least a 2.0 average, or you will be expelled.
Ah, Bart. Nice to see you.
- W-W-W-Why? - Because, you was born,
'Cause she's a sister of the black widow spider
It's a part of my pledge. Do you guys mind?
Well, I could that, but he'll tell me, «Hey, man... »
Lauren, how's the project coming?
You Got it I get it
Smoke that shit, pass that shit.
I'm going to check on that right now.
I'm Jamal. Peace. Silas.
Hey Bruno
The white man teachin' Black History, anyway, that's some bullshit.
Jamal, what is your ass doin' rowin' a boat?
- He a ghost, man. - Cool. That explains everything.
Uh-oh, my brother. You got those words backwards.
I can’t. I can’t do it, all right?
The day you lay off i Is the day you pay off
Bike, bike Not my baby! Oh, God!
Plus, there's no room in the limo!
Yo, baby, this is boring as hell. Yo, yo, yo, yo, deejay!
Yo, son, I'm sore as a bitch in here. And you know what else?
I like the ladies. Licking poodle feets and shit.
I told you we should have went to U.C.L.A.
and they're producing an immense amount of heat.
What the fuck is the plate for, man?
You know that, right? Right. Powder.
wearin’-ass motherfucker! Get’im!
Tell em powder!
Now let's go see what this Dean «Stick Up His Ass» want.
I got 2 inches Of hard dick
the reservoir and the top-loading bud bowl.
DJ HIT ME!!!!
♪ Jack the Ripper don’t make me have to kill this bitch ♪
♪ Back to get ya Put it in check That's the mista
What about you? We all have secrets.
Did not. No, you did not. You been busy plowin’ my corn. Did.
and your ghetto pass is gonna get revoked, buddy.
Dean, I have had it with your uptight,
HARVARD, LOVELL HOUSE 2ND FLOOR, RIGHT ON THE COUCH
Then we'll dox with each other...
- drops the N-bomb up in here. - Nobody.
If I can pull off six years at a community college,
Daddy.
The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck your crew up.
If you smart, you tell people you love NWA. They think you cool.
I'm gonna be a part of a fraternity.
Where my Bridges at?
This semester in Women's Studies, we will discuss...
the proud owner of America's first... bong.
Nobody... I repeat, nobody...
Pretty boy motherfucka
♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ♪
- Cut! - Cut! - Cut!
We did not. Here, hit this.
No cigar? No!
"I Told You I Have Your Back, Even If I Got Hit By A Bus.
Feds outside Citadel airs hangar
«Buy us, fuck you!»
When a nigga I only knew a few days shows up at my apt gate with clothes
Kid lost about 1 5 pounds of fluid.
I got somethin' to tell you. Man, I been pinchin' your weed off.
vuvuvuvuvuvu suck my vaginaes AND GET ME THE BIG BLACK PENIS AND VAGINAES
Bought Calls At The Top
I can’t A finger
Okay, but, what's his name?
♪ And I'm gonna kiss you Suck you ♪
And this is where you turn it on now.
The day you lay off Is the day you pay off
That shit on your lips Got some shit on its lip
We here at Harvard are rooted in tradition.
It's the mark of Buddha.
Thank you.
Lovell House. Second Floor, right on the couch.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let me just grab a titty. Hell, no.
Isn't Jamie a freshman?
What happened to bird? Crazy shitting everywhere?
We probably the only blackheads he seen since he looked in the mirror.
That ain’t right
That's a four-hour move you're makin', motherfucker.
Lauren, you are coming with me!
You hear me? Goddamn it!
Ass
You know you fucked up, Woody. Come on with it.
- Is he any good? - He don't talk. He speaks with his hands.
Ooh, how you doin'? For real!
But he's smoking in our room. That's not legal.
You about to be number two, 'cause I'm signin' up, buddy.
You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class, Dean.
What's this?
You better watch your mouths and your behind.
Let me ask you somethin'. Yeah.
as in vice president of the United States.
« I believe in the Fly Club, its traditions and its ideals.
Good Then we'll fucks with each other
So, if we get sweets from our friends. we can make Nature Pants.
Yo, what's up with the fast stroll?
I'm about to knock you the fuck out.
Dear, can you at least feign some interest? You're embarrassing me.
I kno the nigga tht shit these rugs U kno tht nigga Evan light skinned nigga ?
Crazy Shitting Everywhere
Welcome, gentlemen, to academic probation.
from the P. can do with just a little bit of opportunity.
Dick drive this car not pussy
When I see some ghetto shit
Bring my baby back!