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Oh, yes, I'm a hater. I hate pot-smoking punks...

I'm wonderin' if this guy cheated.

Not a now, not a bitch. I still don't know what that shit mean,

One thing it doesn't cure, though? Bein' a spoiled little bitch.

All righty. Bye.

Man, we ain't got no more goddamn plant!

countless Fortune 500 C.E.O.'s,

We didn't land on Plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us!

When he tells her his dick game is strong Until he see how fat her pussy is

And the survey says... You lose!

I can't smoke a finger!

wait till Harvard see our Halloween party!

I have some of the same stuff. How'd you get that?

I'm up here tryin' to put my fuckin' hand through the...

Me encanta con una gorda! Mas cojín para el empuje!

Now later you can take note of the foot-operated carburetor,

Move my things. There you go. You can sit there.

Congratulations. These scores are going to get you into any college in the country.

If we don't do something soon, I might get fired.

This would never have happened if I were black.

Yes, Dean Cain. Am I to believe this is correct?

To think that jammin' was a thing of the...

- I didn't mean to scare you. Can I come in? - Um...

Happy studying, gentlemen.

They put me in a shopping cart and shoved me down a hill.

We don't listen to that Chinese shit. We do this. This what we do.

how women are objectified in popular culture,

Yo, you just remember to take them THC's, at least try to get into college,

I'm sorry, man. That's okay. Don't even worry about it.

Why isn't he considered as a minority? And I brought him in.

Yo, Dean. Yo, why you gotta be a hater?

PIMPS GO THRU THIS KINDA SHIT FROM TIME TO TIME

we have very high standards.

I met her on the Internet... Chickenheads.com.

Don't be scared It's only pussy

As dean of freshmen, I have welcomed students from all over the world.

Can anyone tell me the name Of this plant? Bart?

while the masculine bastards exploit women's ideas for great profit,

If I send you this, just know this is what I mean

- Fuck history. - Yeah, fuck history.

and Captain Picard came back all half robot?

Fuckin crackhead

♪ Look, an assassin from Cypress Hill DJ just resonated ♪

Damn, you see the ass on her? Shut up, boy.

Oh, you ain't got to do shit, baby,

Listen, Jamie. Me and you cannot see each other no more.

Klinger Always ridin heltzel

When you are not using Your inner voice

By the time I'm done with you, every college in the country will be knockin' at your door.

I-I have to go prepare.

- - This shit's not workin'.

♪ Don’t even bang unless you plan to hit something ♪

I'm taking you off my buddy list, bitch!

that Jamal is diddling Jamie.

here under my Jesus, who's master of this house,

Lovell House. Second Floor, right on the couch.

I'm starting to recognize things

And you an assistant pimp. You ain't even a real pimp.

- I'm trying to study my pledge book. - This Niggas With Attitude.

- Yeah? So? - Listen, I'm out.

Stop. No. And Don't.

Can I holler? Hi.

You are one of my biggest customers. You like them hand-jobs,

that one day I can put your college diploma...

I am getting thousands of lifetime connections here.

That's bullshit. I bullshit you not.

When she gives that look...

I'm gonna do the knocking out. Come on with it.

My House. Living Room. Right on the couch.

- What? - What? - What?

I dont mind cuttin my evening short to be there

This is the shit. That shit is called Ivory.

Sterilize hands tonight with antibacterial cream many times.

I dont mind cuttin my evening short

You were dropping Chee-tos...

what's you doin' in my house, Jack?

so bad you don't even know!

Baby, you are the first member of this family to go to college,

has been largely unnoticed.

Here's your coffee.

Uh, as I was saying,

♪ Meth with his wood on your neck Shut your lips up ♪

I see Monks couldn't make it, so I brought my man I Need Money.

Huh? You guys are fucked up! What are you gonna do with this now?

Why is fuckin' Dick Butt-kiss over here always ridin' me?

No, man. It's fat, dope, cool. It's BUFU, man.

What the fuck is he gonna do? We've got the Ivory.

Just stop it right there. Have you ever been to college?

Hey yo, Boo like bad guys Good girls

I train all year round for three seasons to make number one in single sculls.

♪ Cypress Hill and we can't go wrong, people smokin’ like Cheech and Chong ♪

always likes funky fresh women.

Sleepyhead, wake up!

you mean this bleach?

But pass the blunt, boo. Damn, you hoggin' the whole shit!

Smoke that Skulla Green, Pass that Skulla Green

We've got this motherfucker locked up.

♪ We got Toni Braxton up in the house ♪

Yo Blaze that shit on yo lip got some shit on its lip bro

He probably been locked up more times than me and your ass put together.

If my ex came after me with a knife and stabbed me, I got your back!

Bring all your horny friends. There you go. Just bring all the ho's.

Look at that car. Is it on fire?

If not they best friends got dough

Hey, look at them bitches here. Look.

If I get this shit right, I get an «A» in botany class.

You ain’t even a real pimp, you just an assistant pimp Now say good morning.

Popcorn player.

Yo, dog, man. Look like you did it, dog, man. You got a new serve, man.

We gonna be there. All right!

So, does it sound tempting? Ivy League atmosphere?

His parents have been driving me crazy, making my life a misery for years,