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Dean, it's as simple as this.
That shit on your lip... Got some shit on its lip dog
Actually, you gonna come back and give me them two duck sauces your mama...
You ever been arrested, Jamal? Uh, no.
Dick Drive This Car! Not Pussy!
The day you lay off is the day you pay off.
I'm glad someone's appreciating the knowledge I'm dropping on you today.
- - Oh, you think it's funny, bitch?
Peace.
Oh, God. One glove, my brothers!
- Me bumbaclot Johnson no workin, see? - What?
We either have a one-in-six-billion phenomenon or a cheat.
Oh, my God. It's so good.
- - Ooh, shit!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
It's the shit. That's the Ivory.
Today's class is called Pimpology I and II.
I mean, so far, I only seen some stuck-up,
Well. This isn't even a real ticket.
How charmingly ghetto.
You got to be kiddin' me! Yo, yo, you, Silas! Chill out! Silas!
rock bands, without a permit.
How did I fail women's studies? I love bitches!
What's this shit? Looks old. Oh, it is old.
And volleyball
Yes sir, Dean Cain, sir
More cushion For the pushin
No, sir. What did you say?
Goddamn virgins
Man, that party was not that wild.
Portsmouth needs to wash its nasty ass! Yall nasty round here. Trashing your own streets. Pitiful.
Then what is this that I found in your bedroom?
♪ I smack him with my dick and the mike ♪
Word!
Ten. Camera rolling shot on "A." "D" marker.
If it had not been for the Lord,
Yeah, I figure if our IP yield ain't too high, our confidence is high, get high fidelity alerts.
Popcorn, playa
- What took you so long, man? - Biggie and ’Pac, they throwin' a party, man.
I'm talkin' about pimpin' been since pimpin'...
Dean Cain wants to see you in his office. Don't be late.
Only way I'm comin' is if you got some females and some chronic.
What are you doin'? You just runnin' the streets, fuckin' with the livin'?
or I'm just gonna cut you off from this family.
Goddamn Virgins At Least Y'all Bein' Entertained
My thoughts exactly
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
We did not. Yes, we did.
I hope you get a virus you and your computer Hahaha
Cypress Hill and we can't go wrong People smokin' like they Cheech and Chong
Oh, my God! My wheels!
Ooh, all right! Malcolm X!
Pimpin’ since been pimpin’
Oh, yeah!
I'm gonna have to disagree on that.
Yo, stop doin' that shit, dog. You can't be laughin' at me.
And, as for you two,
Pimps go through this kind of shit from time to time
We straight.
- Wait. Ivory here? - Yeah, maybe.
Back up! Back up, nigga! You better give me three feet!
hooking up with Harvard women...
Paleface, Peckeoods, Cracker,
- -
Well, my friend, this is crew, but don't even think about it.
But if these people knew I was using your Dial-A-Ho service,
H K
♪ Taste you, ride you Feel you deep inside me “
«We want to run a dick-sucking marathon with y'all two»?
♪ High is how I stay all the time ♪
- This class is fuckin' boring. I'm outta here! - Uh, excuse me.
- You know, I got to go. - No, no, no, no, no.
that the drug companies would never do: What up? Stay up.
I'm out.
Gerald!
Gentlemen! I don't wanna hear any roasting in the course and if it happens you're out of here!
- Pretty tight, right? - Actually, it's rather baggy.
I see you're checkin' out my gear, eh?
DON'T BE SCURRED IT'S ONLY PUSSY
Im a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost..
I got this in my travels to Nepal!
That’s not yours!
Get’im! You little dog-with-a-haircut...
They made perfect scores on their THC's!
«C, » Silas. Come on, man. It's Portuguese.
Don’t be scared
. .
Bart, I think you'd better go open up the boathouse.
you mean this peroxide?
Fuck history
Stop!
What's this? Ooh, you got a big sword, baby!
If Ohio was a class This class is fuckin' boring. I'm outta here! - Uh, excuse me.
♪ Box up just like bein' in your chest, thinks she got away, don't hold your breath ♪
Oh, yeah. What's this right here? Aah!
doesn't talk how come he?
Ready? We ain't studied...
I FUCKS WITH YOU !
Coach, I have not lost an oar run in three years.
look who we have here.
But Harvard, gentlemen, is not just any joint. It's an institution.
You're feelin' me. You're feelin' me.
No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If he lost the election and it was my fault,
We are about to tighten this ass up right here.
J, what are you doin'? 1 961, «B.»
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Even better. I'm gonna be in there with you.
Oh!
It went that bad in botany class?
Nobody, I repeat NOBODY drops the N BOMB ON THIS TRIP
These bitches aint nobody
Can you put this back on, actually? Your butt is sticking out.
Even in your emotions have an echo in so much space
Well, I'll be damned. What is that?
F
Not forward!
Buck up Bart
Bud light
♪ Not only snap on y'all niggers but I'll snap dem bones ♪
or go to your little roadster and move the fuck on, okay?
- What the fuck is that? -
Yeah, oh, yeah! Yeah?
You the man. Round and round we go
So why don't you try thinking of another way to say «good-bye, »
I was just going over Silas and Jamal's grades...
pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'.
we killed that tuaca bottle within an hour oh. well that explain errrthang
- Doesn't talk. How come he? - I Need Money, he's a mute.
Excuse me. Watch your toes. Watch the colon. Excuse me.
This reminds me of my lab back at the crib.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Dean, Dean, Dean, ease up on the black-on-black crime, bro.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
New roces fifths.
Light that shit up.
I haven’t seen a Stitch of Puxxy on this whole campus
Hey Chris Wallace:
Yeah. Know what I mean?
Don't be scared.
- Oh, hell, no! - Did you cuss at me?
Is that the one that you want
Fuck sake Bitch
Ooh!
I don't play this, man.
I hope we don't have to pass out any barf bags.
Don’t be scared.
You, here.
Well, well, well.
I didn't know the two of you were studying in here, alone, with the lights dimmed,
♪ I just wanna touch you tease you, lick you ♪ - You have the most amazing...