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I don’t think this is gonna work out
What are we talkin' about? Look, Gerald. Either your holdin',
Bye-bye.
.
U A.. Uh, An Assistive Pimp.. U Ain't Even uh, uh a real pimp
Plants, dick! God! You guys!
- I stole it. - Just place them on the wall there.
You gonna love me after that.
Look at this little-ass bag of fuckin' weed! Cisco Kid
Who invented the air conditioner? A black man.
All I wanna do is develop my herbal in a real lab...
and your sister's weave master degree.
♪ Gonna get high ♪
If you kissed any woman I dated
Bill, did you just call me «son»? Hmm?
♪ I wish y'all would come around like Clint Eastwood ♪
I am dead, but this is what happens when you smoke your boy.
See what I'm sayin'? I gotta give Pops his medicine.
Two inches of hard d***
They must still be in my system.
What are we doing? Looking for a smart dead guy.
Nicki, just know that; Pimps Go Through This Kind Of Shit From Time To Time."
Stop fukkin roasting me? i'm bout to roast you too!, I bet you fukked Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi at the same damn time, punk ass white boy bitch
FEDS OUTSIDE CITADEL AIRS HANGER
♪ Yo, yo, yo ♪
Peer pressure, peer pressure, peer pressure
♪ Open up a fat one and smoke up the sess, see these, we the ones with the Wheaties ♪
It's good to know we have the support of the faculty, Dean.
♪ We pissin’ on fire hydrants so walk around, bitch ♪
Oh, yeah. I'd like that. Me too!
Thank you.
See that statue right there? It's beautiful, isn't it?
Can we talk about this in your car?
Or is that like below the « Dooster Principle»?
You ain't gonna be laughin' in a minute, motherfucker.
- Yes, we are. Yes! - Nah!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
I will, man.
♪ Mista Method Man puttin’ in work foot in the dirt ♪
Excuse me.
Al B. Sure pubic patch in it, motherfucker?
So We’ll
You wanna lose your job, I will pull your motherfuckin' application.
Hell, no.
Don't spoil your appetite, Dean. We're about to have some lobster bisque...
When I got my first gun
You don't look like you could hang, Jamaine.
Oh, cool.
At Reparations Technical Institute, we offer a cornucopia of educational...
Hold! Hold! Hold!
♪ These dirty rats want extra cheese ♪
Yep. It's the liberty bong. Light that shit.
Me and you turned this place upside down, didn't we?
♪ Y'all gonna make me act the fool ♪
Right, right. You have a good show.
Man, look, man. The serum workin', man. They hot, dog. Look! Hey, man, look.
as a request, greeting or farewell.
but my mother dropped the charges.
She has lousy perfume, and he has a lousy toupee.
Yeah I figured if I film high, edit the project high, I get high quality videos.
I still don't know what that shit mean, but it sounds good
Oh, Silas, hi. Hey, hey.
What's the best crypto to get into? I'm all in BLAZE TOKEN!
Put another one on the front just like it,
«Buy us, fuck you.»
And the survey says, "You lose."
Wait, no, no, no! You can't dig up somebody's grave! That's disgusting!
My raasclot true gashman and me dick won't stay tick, see?
Then we'll fucks with each other.
Now, listen, Jamie's father is having an upcoming election,
Bart, you know, I think you keep getting funnier every day.
This group is fucking boring . I'm out of here
Goddamn virgins
That's I Need Money! Goddamn!
Um, maybe next time I'll get to study with you. Peace.
You ain't gonna be laughing in a minute
♪ Hits from the bong Pick it, pack it Fire it up ♪
God. Can I get my stuff?
Get’i m! You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny double-statin'...
He a Ghost, Man
Can you guys just show a little respect? Jeez!
Showin' that bad guys Showin’ that thigh
Oh, yeah. I'm lookin' for those’ shrooms.
Come on with it. I got you.
Don’t be skurred, Its only Pussy
When trosa whips it out Lol
Hey, I'm hungrier than five.
Damn Ivory
Right? Riiight
Man, it look like all the black students that was in here are history, nigga.
We're gettin' straight «A's.»
next to your brother's prison-issued barber certificate...
Remember those artifacts that I found this summer? Well, I was right!
I can't smoke a finger
Somebody owes me for one night's worth of flat-back fuckin' up in here!
Social Distancing RN
Dick Drive This Car, Not Pussy
Slam, slam, brother My brother
Don't worry about the Ive. I got mine comin' tonight. Hey, Silas.
The world is bigger than Staten Island, dog.
Shit...we looking for that shit too.
Tell the truth
Eh, yo. Damn!
Jamal! Oh!
Can I get some pussy? Sure. Come on in.
Yes. Well, I'll speak to you later.
You'll fail, and then I'll have you out of my hair and out of Harvard.
Oh, my! Look at those muscles!
Your breath smell like Straight ass crack bro
Campus-smelling little motherfucker!
You look funky fresh, and funky fresh...
We sit down, blaze up,
Ma? Did you wash your ass today?
Half those books is filled with bullshit,
This is a part of history, man.
Me Hungry !!! www.twitch.tv/aguilowkey
and what the fuck are you doin'?
Walk out on me! What are you doing sitting there? You look like Whitey.
There's some freaks In those geeks
Whatever, Bart-kowski. Listen, I was just admiring your girl's, uh, thing.
Then we’ll fox with each other
Mira el tamaño de mierda de esto Mira el tamaño de mierda de esto
I don't care. I want them!
Oh, hell, no! Crazy?
Ah, hello, Jamal. Mr. President.
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
- I know. - You stole our plant!
♪ Load they guns clip in the end None sicker than him ♪
I don’t know what that shit mean but it sounds good
I designed it myself. I call it BUFU.
You ol General Motors worker ass you ol Arnold Schwarzenegger I'll be back lookin ass you ol Nelly Country Grammar lookin ass You ol Dollar Tree Goodwill shoppin ass you ol Will Smith in Pursuit of Happyness lookin ass you ol you look like you boned Jude Demorest ass i ain't done yet
Bart!
If you can do it, I can do it, sucker. Right, goddamn it!
Look, Silas, I know What you're trying to do. You're trying to frick her!
If anything happened to me while I jumped out a window...
"I got your back"-Ivory How High - angels and ancestors
Okay, but if you two are our roommates, who's that?
It’s because I’m white isn’t it!
He is a huge baby. Yeah, I hear you with your fine ass.
Hey, what's up, J? Give me five.
No, no, no.
Yo, Dean Cain, look who's back!
Puffs of purgatory for everybody. Line’em up!