Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What, no wake and bake? Got other stuff for that.
Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man. More cushion for the pushin'.
What about Upchuck Kamalu? He's Eskimo.
Like a hawk! Somebody needs a hug.
I'm gonna have to tweak this shit a little.
Let's start over. I'm Bart. Yeah, I'm Jamal.
Oh, shit. We got a black man for a teacher.
Dwarves, midgets,
This guy's a real asshole.
And don't you worry. Me and Jamal here,
hit the books for a few hours a day, we got this.
Lord, it's a gift! It's a gift from above! Make it float like a dove!
Its some freak In those Geeks!
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
This ain't shit, all right? Watch yourself.
Baby powder? What smell that is? You changing diapers? Ah!
Ladies and gentlemen, Harvard is now...
I hope you get a virus You and your computer
and business opportunities for brothers and sisters to pursue higher learning.
Looks like he took a dump in the middle of your face.
No, that's the Ivory, bro.
and a quality of life like no other...
How charmingly Ghetto
This just sprang up. You know what I think it is?
I once got arrested for stealin' a car one time,
Point well taken. I need you to help me get proof...
- Baby Powder, when you gonna pay us our money? - I got a $25 money order...
No more datin', no more foolin' around.
- I meant that in a good way. - Oh, okay.
They could cause an ignition at any point and igni...
Hehahehe Yayeev
Hey, down here! This is not happening!
No, but it'll make you forget your drill sergeant don't stand at attention.
Damn, Ivory! I had no idea you could stink so good, nigga!
Any student on a scholarship...
Baby, I got a dream that one day I can put your college diploma
Fuck you Ke
Geesh.
I know you don't expect me to sell no peanuts out this, bitch.
Whew-whew! Who is that?
No, we can't give up.
Come on, bitch. Man, it was two egg rolls, It wasn't duck sauce.
Man, shut up before I kick your ass.
Now go to time-out. Go to your room.
Fine! I don't mind cutting my evening short to be there.
♪ Slap your dome Make you leave that crack alone ♪
Come here. Let me show you some more shit. Look right there.
Goddamn virgins. At least y'all bein' entertained.
This ain’t basketball Jrock
Where the fuck is orientation at, anyway?
What do we have here? Nothing!
You ol jiminy cricket suit wearing ass you ol Steve Harvey mustache Richard Pryor afro lookin ass you ol Stevie Wonder glasses ass You ol Uncle Ben Cream of wheat dress in ass you ol Mike's hard lemonade drankin ass you ol Don Cornelius Peterbilt truck grill ass nigga
This is against campus fire code section 1743
You ol Berry Gordy Quincy Jones lookin ass you ol Whoopi Goldberg Spike Lee glasses wearing ass you ol Richard Pryor mustache wearing ass You ol Missy Elliott mixed with Mystikal and C-Murder lookin ass you Master P Ice Cream Man lookin ass you ol Silkk the Shocker Mr. Serv On lookin ass
I'll have another one. They're great.
What the fuck are you doing?
Nice comeback on the Dick Butt-kiss. I wish I could have said that.
We wanna run a dick suckin’ marathon with ya’ll
Excuse me? Ethnic diversity.
There’s a lot of things you don’t get Like pussy & respect
and I could listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long.
A whaaat?? Pff Jesus
but six years at a two-year community college is not what I had in mind.
Stroke, smoke, stroke, smoke
Lovell House!
Yes. I agree.
You east coast, I far east coast
By adding a little bit of chro... cannabis,
I CAN'T SMOKE A FINGER!
Well, Bart Fart.... You got skills in it?!
I almost didn't recognize you. I thought you'd brought a professional model.
They're gonna blow up.
You want some violence? You want a piece of this?
We're virgins.
while I'm entertainin' my future vanilla villa father over there, are you?
What do we have here?
Hi. Hi, Daddy. Daddy.
I think we've had enough interruptions for today. I think you should leave!
- Dean, what a surprise. Look who's here. - How exciting.
Make it scream like Michael in a rhinestone glove. Lord, Lord, Lord.
Man, you talk too fuckin' much. Peace!
♪ Bombs over Baghdad These are our midterms? ♪
Certain students will be invited... Those that pass their finals.
Shit remind me of slavery, Roots and shit.
I want you up against Yale. Ah!
Thank you. How very thoughtful.
- - Hit the bricks, dog!
You and you
Приехал в парк, а велопарковки нет!!!
41 Nobel laureates and 6 presidents.
that'll inject some ghetto back in his ass.
Need to slap my damn self for that
"It's The Skid Mark Of Buddha!"
What's up, dog? That's Ivory.
You gonna be an herbal scientist, my brother.
Studying? Yeah.
I didn't know that you guys were gonna be here.
We’ll focks wit each other
Well, I've been rolling this joint for 20 years.
Turn that goddamn water off!
When we doing this group chat bois?
- Relax! Relax! - Open, window! Open, window!
Hey, Dean Cain think he can kick me out the school that easy?
What? Don't go forward!
Who are they? Who are they, goddamn it? It's rowing, Jimmy Jam.
Ree
Excuse me. Are we in the right place?
Look, baby, maybe it would be better if you went to school somewhere down south.
Trust me. I got all the answers. You just told me that answer.
It is Friday. But that's what she told Cocoa Butter.
How Did I fail Women's Studies? I love Bitches!
No, no! Not at all.
Now don't disappoint me, you weed smokin',
Don't get the wrong idea. We've never done this before.
Anti-Social Distancing !
Ow! Shit! Man, I must not be high enough, man.
- They found the weed on you, didn't they? - It wasn't mine.
♪ Ain't what you want, baby ♪ Girl, wake your ass up.
Hi
They always tell me, « No, don't stop!»
I'm Mr. Moses. I expect you'll be ready for your quiz tomorrow. Quiz, my ass!
I'm trying to do my thing. It's pimpin' over here.
Whoa, I must be buzzed. I'm babbling.
You gotta say it together. It goes in together.
Ah, son, welcome to the family.
How Charmingly Ghetto
Portsmouth needs to wash its nasty ass! Yall make yourselves look bad. Damn.
and... volleyball.
What did you do to it? This is a special plant.
Uh-oh. I don't give a fuck if it breaks!