Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Since when is it illegal to dance naked...

- Oh, my God. - The puss put...

You're kidding me, you lit a kid on fire?

Drop your weapon!

It's not that bad, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine, Cooper.

Riva's a flight risk. Showing up early might keep him from running.

Bingo! I got them! All right, Mrs. Riva, we're gonna...

Well, maybe you will now. Outside, quickly and quietly.

Look, all you have to do is take care of Riva's wife.

Where are your men?

I gotta get a better shot.

Oh, yes, that is me.

- I'll drive! - No, let me drive.

Get Your Ass Back in that Cell

4921 North Jefferson Road.

My hands are really sweaty, which is weird.

What's this made of? Platinum?

Like I said, Throw it in the river!

What is the furthest place from Ohio?

Stop flipping your ponytail in my face! I can't see!

- Freeze, Cooper! - Aah!

Oh, a 10-41 Apple. Copy that.

- Turndown service. - That's Dixon and Hauser.

With a drink in his hand and as a free man.

Come on, man. We're running out of time.

- Got it. - No. Hold that.

That means they can track us. We're gonna have to cut it off.

Get Your Ass Back in that cell Mothafucka

I can't let him live.

...of what you are.

I'll turn on the TV for you.

Freeze! Police!

You never talk about your feelings.

...while running for my life.

We're gonna have to move quick.

How could they?

No, it does not work that way, detective. It does not.

Oh, I am protected by a meter maid.

You won't regret this. I promise.

- No, wait, I mean go on one then two... - Now?

- Eighteen. 18. - Show me.

I am warning you!

- Hannibal. - I just fed you!

I begged Felipe not to betray you, but he wouldn't listen to me.

Three felony assaults, plus a history of established behavior...

I mean, exactly how many pairs of times?

It is from the horse family.

- Come on! - I'm trying! I have the body of a woman!

We're gonna need this and this.

Why did you come back?

- Oh, yeah. It's there. He left. I think he left. - Ha-ha-ha.

The law requires a female escort for Mrs. Riva.

...when no one wants to hear your side of the story.

- Why didn't you shoot him? - I'm not gonna shoot an officer!

All right, so just put your head down...

You see, once a month my uterus shreds...

Intense? Intense how?

...that means they were 30 miles away, which means they probably came...

I'll create a distraction and you'll get Cortez to confess to killing your brother.

I realize this might be difficult for someone like you.

Oh, look at you. You're such a badass now, breaking all the rules.

I took it during that pathetic excuse of a hug that you gave me.

Well, it went the way that things go when a man goes out with a woman...

- So skinny. - Dang it!

I said that before, didn't I? This accident's got me all jacked up.

It is my mission to get you to Dallas by 8:00 a.m.

- This is gonna be loud. - What?

Fist bump. For all that good police work, good buddy.

There's no major damage here. You're free to go.

Well, actually, heh, maybe I'll introduce you.

So you're driving a car?

Hi, I want to get in this bus.

Okay, last call.

Copy that. Noise disturbance.

He went to the police for help...

My name is Nancy...

I just need some upper-body strength.

And then you throw it in the river, and...

That is so dirty and disgusting!

- I'll call you. - How you gonna find me?

...because you weren't invited. And you won't be until you apologize to Patricia.

Like cracking the eggs...