Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. I was named after that song.
I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser hear so we can get ahead of them.
There was one identifying mark on one of the Caucasian men.
He got in trouble with the wrong people.
- Okay, do me, do me. - All right.
...authorities have had no choice but to release Cortez.
Now we're talking.
Are you doing it?
Why are you smiling at me?
Hurry, let's go!
Bad doggy. What did you do?
- Captain Emmett, I will not let you down. - I know you won't, Cooper.
...will definitely end you up in more than an ankle monitor.
- What is going on? - I don't know.
How you say in English?
What the hell? You speak Spanish.
You can't do that. He'll recognize us.
I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!
- I gotta think. What do I do? - Good luck cleaning your name.
You do know the point of Witness Protection is that you'll have a different identity.
You have to remain in your vehicle and stay calm.
Hey! Hey!
- Mm. - Mm-hm, mm-hm.
It's white gold and diamonds.
Why?
Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
- Are you kidding me? - What?
Oh, my God.
Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.
And I am gonna complete my mission.
- The U.S. government will protect you. - She wants me to go and testify!
Why does that feel so good?
Detective Hauser. I'm so glad y'all are here.
One, two.
I gotta calm down.
No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.
What?
Think about what you're doing.
He killed the only family I had.
Oh, God! Would you just shut up for one cotton-picking minute!
You have had a cell phone this entire time!
Damn it.
- Of your DVD? - I forgot.
- Thanks, Daddy. - Have fun.
Out of my way, man.
I found the source of the noise complaint.
8:30? 8:00.
Her comadre is here.
All due respect, Captain Emmett, I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.
cuando tu hijo encuentra las fibras
Oh, my God!
I got it!
Oh, my God. I can't.
- Yes, it is! - No!
Cortez killed your brother, and now you're gonna try and kill him.
I can't believe I bought that stupid shoe story about your brother.
Come here.
Family is everything.
My husband has the same kind.
- 10-71: shooting. - 10-71: shooting.
She's a criminal mastermind now?
There it is.
...The Lender Lender, The Money Launderer, El Chapo, The Pork Chop, La Chalupa...
It sheds. Once a month.
- I knew you would believe me. - I told you to go home.
- Okay. - Okay.
Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!
There's a website. It tracks police scanners.
...that they only gave me three months for obstructing your justice.
It's here in my tighty whities.
We have to keep a low profile. You can rest for a bit...
Just pull them apart and then shove it back in. Let me see it.
- ...on my own street? - Shut up!
- ...Reagan. - Mm-hm.
Oh, harboring a fugitive?
Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.
Well, it depends on who the pirate is.
There you are!
What the hell does that mean?
And not everybody wants to die...
Yes. Captain, do we have any idea if Miss Riva is menopausal?
God, I was giving the performance of a lifetime.
Get down.
Did she promise you favors?
Oh, I saw you.
Old lady? Su madre.
It seems to be a longhorn.
Yeah, but they say it only hurts the first time.
I did not just Cooper this.
I was never going to testify.
They're getting away! Come on, let's go!
I usually don't even know what she's talking about.
I got shot?
This is Rachel profiling.
- What are you doing now? - It's a relaxation technique.
You know what to do.
- What was that? - Dixon, let's go!
Of the tampon variety.
- Push! - Okay, hold on.
In accordance with Texas State Penal Code, section 38, I'm commandeering your vehicle.
...and I need the sparkly stilettos when I stay in...
No, I think he's just drunk.