Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get down.
There it is.
You have had a cell phone this entire time!
You can't do that. He'll recognize us.
...authorities have had no choice but to release Cortez.
- I knew you would believe me. - I told you to go home.
- ...Reagan. - Mm-hm.
And not everybody wants to die...
There's a website. It tracks police scanners.
I gotta calm down.
I did not just Cooper this.
Hey. I was named after that song.
Hurry, let's go!
- Okay. - Okay.
Aah! Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
- What is going on? - I don't know.
What the hell does that mean?
I was never going to testify.
- Yes, it is! - No!
Her comadre is here.
...and I need the sparkly stilettos when I stay in...
This is Rachel profiling.
Hey! Hey!
It seems to be a longhorn.
I just have to hear what Dixon and Hauser hear so we can get ahead of them.
And I am gonna complete my mission.
One, two.
Cortez killed your brother, and now you're gonna try and kill him.
I can't believe I bought that stupid shoe story about your brother.
Oh, I saw you.
It sheds. Once a month.
In accordance with Texas State Penal Code, section 38, I'm commandeering your vehicle.
She's a criminal mastermind now?
- Push! - Okay, hold on.
...will definitely end you up in more than an ankle monitor.
Family is everything.
My husband has the same kind.
They're getting away! Come on, let's go!
Okay, this probably wasn't my best idea.
Are you doing it?
It's white gold and diamonds.
He killed the only family I had.
- The U.S. government will protect you. - She wants me to go and testify!
Fine, I'm gonna come and get it.
- Okay, do me, do me. - All right.
Oh, my God. I can't.
8:30? 8:00.
Oh, harboring a fugitive?
Well, it depends on who the pirate is.
Oh, my God.
I got it!
Oh, my God!
All due respect, Captain Emmett, I know exactly who Deputy Marshal Jackson is.
I usually don't even know what she's talking about.
He got in trouble with the wrong people.
Yes. Captain, do we have any idea if Miss Riva is menopausal?
Now tell me why that bag's so heavy!
- 10-71: shooting. - 10-71: shooting.
- Of your DVD? - I forgot.
Detective Hauser. I'm so glad y'all are here.
- Thanks, Daddy. - Have fun.
- What was that? - Dixon, let's go!
Come here.
Out of my way, man.
You know what to do.
Think about what you're doing.
Did she promise you favors?
No. I lit the mayor's kid on fire.
Why does that feel so good?
God, I was giving the performance of a lifetime.
We have to keep a low profile. You can rest for a bit...
Yeah, but they say it only hurts the first time.
- Are you kidding me? - What?
- ...on my own street? - Shut up!
I got shot?
Bad doggy. What did you do?
Old lady? Su madre.
Why are you smiling at me?
Oh, God! Would you just shut up for one cotton-picking minute!
What?
You have to remain in your vehicle and stay calm.
It's here in my tighty whities.
Why?
cuando tu hijo encuentra las fibras
Just pull them apart and then shove it back in. Let me see it.
I found the source of the noise complaint.
Damn it.
There you are!
- Mm. - Mm-hm, mm-hm.
Now we're talking.
How you say in English?
...The Lender Lender, The Money Launderer, El Chapo, The Pork Chop, La Chalupa...
I'm Officer Cooper. I'm here to escort you to Dallas. Aah!
...that they only gave me three months for obstructing your justice.
What the hell? You speak Spanish.
No, I think he's just drunk.
There was one identifying mark on one of the Caucasian men.
Of the tampon variety.
- I gotta think. What do I do? - Good luck cleaning your name.
You do know the point of Witness Protection is that you'll have a different identity.
- Captain Emmett, I will not let you down. - I know you won't, Cooper.
- What are you doing now? - It's a relaxation technique.