Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No, there are fluids... - God.
That's a negative, sir. I've never heard that term used that way.
Don't forget everything I taught you.
Mm.
- It's not working! - Act sexy!
- I bet you do. - She's always this judgmental.
Aw. Look at you there.
My sister was getting knocked around by her boyfriend, so I beat him up.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Sorry! Sorry! Okay.
Forty!
I never promised you a rose garden
He just wanted to sit in the front seat!
- Yes, sir. - And ever since the shotgun incident...
I'm not going to Dallas.
...for murder and attempted murder, and I'll figure out the rest later.
- It must hurt. Does that hurt? - I'm just saying...
- We just have to get to Dallas and sort it out. - Good.
San Diego.
As in, He just pulled a Cooper? As in, Don't Cooper that shit?
- So that the eggs... - And the eggs.
- What do you think you're doing? - Aah! I can explain.
- Do it! Get up and help me. - Okay.
- Ciao, Jimmy! - Ciao, ciao.
I've been worried sick.
- What do I do? - I don't know!
I can't see!
We need to make some deer noises.
Hold on.
...and doing the pirate hunt in the general area of the heinie.
Yes, ma'am.
There were two sets of gunmen.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's what my parents named me.
- Oh, right now? - Shh. Mm.
My friend and I are veterinarians and we were in the neighborhood...
And...
You're pretending to be someone that you're not.
...suggests that she might not know as much as the prosecution would hope.
Meet me in the next room...
I have been waiting for six years for this moment...
Wait a second. We're gonna do this together.
You're small but freaking intense!
How the hell you understand her?
So you had your husband killed?
It's none of your business, but I happen to have had a date the other night.
They considered making it a state animal...
Not that I'm not grateful for the opportunity, sir...
We're just going outside to find someplace to talk.
Then 911.
He, hey. Coop, we got this.
- What? - Heh, heh.
You go, go, go.
It's not letting me in. I think it needs a password.
That's just rude.
You'd need over 80 pairs in there for it to weigh that much.
We gotta get a taxi or a shuttle or something.
- I'm a lady looking for action. - Okay...
It never does.
And I came back to save you...
So we need a couple hours to lay low. Now, can you help us with that?
One for the road, honey.
It's kind of hard to tell with some of y'all!
10-30. Damn it!
- All I ever wanted was... - Mm.
- Aah! - Get out of the way!
...if you hadn't bought another pair of stripper shoes.
Hey, out of the way.
Now you will do the same.
Okay, how about you try something completely different...
Oh, wait, that was a joke.
Yeah. You all are wanted.
Oh, man.
Breaking news in the Vicente Cortez story:
I told you you should've stayed behind a desk, Coop.
We did it!
Jail is not good enough for that animal.
Try to stay calm.
I'm going to miss you.
Yes, ma'am. We'll sit tight.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have commandeered the vehicle.
How much is that bag worth?
- Hold on, you're going too fast. - You would be able to keep up...