Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you're gonna take me with my suitcase.
- I know it's not cool to leave in the middle of a... - Date. It was a first date.
Put the gun down.
We're gonna bump him, okay?
Nice to meet you too.
Remain in your personal vehicle.
She's clear.
You took down Vicente Cortez!
- Done. - She has the worst arms ever.
...is prepared to testify against the violent crime lord.
- I'm sorry but this is... - Well, you let her on!
No! Scratch that!
I'm gonna check the back.
...turn off the walkie...
I'm not so sure about this Witness Protection anymore.
I said you're free to go!
Pretty good for a secretary.
- Hurry up! - Okay!
It's time to make your father proud.
Thank you for protecting me.
So why don't you let me drive and you can get in the back.
Detective Hauser, come back. You know protocol.
You kidnapped me. You broke my parole. What you gonna do, just leave me out here?
Yeah, I need to report two suspicious women on my property.
In the line of duty.
Put the gun down.
- Why? - Right now. Come on.
What's the problem?
All right, all right. And technically he is not a fugitive. I helped him get off.
- ...are gonna go with him. - Me?
I can't believe that you broke your little book of rules for me.
Just in time to get my head blown off.
Or, I could drive you.
Aah!
Where are you in my time of need?
What, me?
It smells in here.
- Who's this? - Mr. Riva, I'm Officer Cooper...
...I meet the minimum height requirement of an adult female my weight.
It's stuck.
Amen.
More like a jumpsuit. Heh.
I have a tendency to attract men who run away from me.
I had a stroke.
Raccoon herpes.
I'm trying! She's moving!
...like you said:
Taller.
Keep doing the sounds.
Well, seems like you did very well for yourself.
I had a bird, I had the Time Warner...
Officer Cooper is 4' 9.
Sources say Cortez's daughter, Teresa, is likely to be celebrating her quinceañera...
- What? - You're in danger, ma'am.
What's my next line?
- Pick up your feet. - These shoes are a safety hazard.
Uh, I'll have her back by 10:00.
I don't even know what that is. That's horrifying.
Well, then, I got something to look forward to.
...because everything that you see you commandeer.
- One, two, three! - One, two, three. Go!
Watch out! Take the shot!
Don't really know why.
- Why? - Ma'am!
Come on. At least we got Dixon and Hauser.
We have to get out of here.
Okay. I think I got him.
...but you're gonna need to take your hands off my body!
Yes, but let me explain.
This is my banjo hand!
Eh... Eh...
- Really? - Mm-hm.
- Sit in my lap! I'll drive! Get on top of me! - Okay.
Miss Riva.
No! I'm on duty, and that is a very difficult work situation in there...
No! Shove it all the way in! Do it like I showed you.
Speed up! Speed up!
- Get out of here, gringa! - I'm gonna commandeer your personal vehicle.
I'm filled with adrenaline. Look how high I can jump.
This could be perfect. We have to change.
It's a longhorn.
You're gonna get your job back? And I am going to get dead!
Okay, I gotta go.
I am going to be in Mexico...
Yeah, the explanation is that they're bad cops.
You want me to go to Dallas?
She's gonna kill Cortez at his daughter's quinceañera.
This is dangerous and could hurt someone.
I'm putting all of that in evidence.
- Stop! - Get out of the way!
First of all, I want to thank everyone for coming.
So you're just gonna squish it way down there.
- Daddy, go fast! - Huh. Okay!
- Yes. - Yes, what?
And why is that?
- Take the shot! - How if you don't keep it steady?
What the heck is that?