Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You are? - No, of course not.
- I am on the phone with dispatch. - It's a car. Say, Car.
- Morning. - How are you, ma'am?
- Shoot! Shoot! - I'm shooting at him!
Shut your trap. I'm holding the gun.
Why do you look like Marc Anthony?
Don't make me come up there!
Oh, my God.
I failed.
- Sir, I ain't seen anything. - You sure? We think they're nearby.
Well, I am the lady who knows the lady who took down Vicente Cortez.
...and you come at the last second and ruin it?
Lift me up on two!
- Wait! - Come on!
- She's traveling with a 50-year-old suspect. - Fifty!
And, unfortunately, I have to do this.
Slow down!
Goddamn it.
Our smartest move now is to change clothes, lose this car...
Felipe must have put baking powder in the car.
Why do you look like that? You're supposed to be incognito.
- Mrs. Riva, I am a police officer. - Ay, please.
- Help me get him out. - It's a hot man-person.
Yep, her uterus.
- Seriously? - Yeah. My comadre is here.
Some guy shot off his finger, and I tried to Heimlich his dog.
...but this seems like a very important detail for my first day back in the field.
Please don't.
I get to kill him?
Son of a...
I was 7, I saw squirrels kissing. I watched it for a long time.
I'm wearing black shoes.
- I can't reach the pedals! - Get up! Get up!
Just that all I ever...
And that's my car not a personal vehicle.
All right.
Thank you.
My husband just got murdered...
No, no! Your hand's in my face.
Oh, no.
Dial 1139.
Yeah, I love it when you pull my hair like that.
You saved this old lady's life.
You were not supposed to read that.
You just got Coopered, bitch!
...I wouldn't let the fact that I have a little cuca get in the way of my dream.
Don't worry, ma'am. I'm gonna get you to safety.
Dixon. Dixon!
- ...but calm down. - I was in a fight-or-flight situation.
Dirty? I'm gonna show you dirty, Miss Piggy.
- Your left! - They're getting away!
You're Cooper? The Cooper?
They'll be happy to shoot us.
These hangers are slippery. Like they have some special coating.
Keep her calm, take her to the little girls' room if she has any lady business.
Come on. Relax, cariño.
So you wanted to know why I hate cops. That's the reason.
- Yes! - No.
Well, I don't know.
But you're taking me with my...
Go, go, go! I'm gonna help you.
It turns out you're exactly who I thought you were when I met you.
You can't wait for them to give it to you. You have to take it.
- Okay, Coop, I'll let you out. - All right. Let's go.
Come back here!
Oh, I'm sure you did.
Now, tomorrow morning, Deputy Jackson is gonna escort Riva to Dallas...
I'm so sorry for your loss.
- 10-520: I am boring! - Please do not make fun of me.
I was Miss Plantain, 2004.
Shut up! Go up!