Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Can't just tap the brake, can you, sweetheart? - Sorry, honey.
You don't deserve to know anything about him.
Some sex-type action. Giving and receiving of sex.
Instead of being my witness, you're my prisoner.
You need to calm down, ma'am.
We have to do something about it, captain.
About $4 million.
I know everything you said about me.
They're looking for two ladies, right? Well, this is three people.
Please, I'm always going to have some curves.
You were supposed to go to Riva's...
- Come on. - Aah!
- Happy Halloween! - Happy Halloween to you, too, Officer Cooper.
- Who's got the keys? - Hey, I got shotgun!
Don't make me stop you.
Move forward to the double cones.
- Okay? - Yes, sir.
Where are you going?
The reason I came was as follows:
Be on the lookout for two female fugitives last seen heading north.
Somebody's getting Coopered.
And my other sister, she dated a similar piece of shit.
...where we can buy clothing at a reasonable price...
I want to thank you for your loyalty.
Oh, my God!
Like, there has to be some sort of explanation.
You know this. I could drive you.
...with my floppy disk...
They think I committed a crime? I gotta get to Dallas and clear this up.
I am announcing my entrance into your private domicile.
Mrs. Riva, you don't have to do this.
...who doesn't know what she's doing.
I was just chasing you because you forgot your wallet.
Officer Cooper here for a Bravo 6971.
...but we have to leave by sunrise...
Where the hell am I and who the hell are you?
You're the Cooper?
Congratulation, Officer Lesbian, you wear the shoes of a coward that I hate.
I'm so thirsty. It's like my body's a desert.
They're the gunmen. The guys in the masks.
You have to take me home!
Hey! Get out of the way.
Now, protocol states I have to contact my precinct.
She killed a U.S. Marshal. Prepare to shoot on sight.
10-45: I'm right and you're wrong.
What's going on?
This is where I go down!
Why don't you go back to your tiny little desk and your tiny little life?
Oh, no!
crying baby
No, you see, once a month, my uterus sheds it's lining.
Listen!
He is known as The Bank of Bogotá, The Tender Tender...
That's supposed to be a key. I think this goes into the patootie.
- You don't need to paint a picture. - You're used to that, no? Heh.
They think I'm traveling with a fugitive.
...big bag.
I'll be a woman, and you'll be a cowboy.
You're cut from the same cloth as the best cop there ever was.
Oh, my God. I didn't even feel it.
No, I am recording all pertinent details...
No, you're not gonna need your weapon right now.
I don't know. Maybe like 42 kilos.
And I drew a picture of it in my I.R.L.
You got it.
- That make you feel better? - No, but this does!
My chestal what?
That is the number one way we track runners.
- Other fluids go in there. - Whoa. What is she talking about?
Shh. Be quiet! What does a deer say?
- What was that? - Cortez's men.
...Cowboy Noiz.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to begin our audio tour.
Do you have a telephone on you?
Because your stupid little skinny arms cannot even stop a bullet!
What is he doing here?
You're kind of intense.
Where is it? It's gotta be here somewhere.
I'm gonna give you the Heimlich, all right?
- Wait a second. - What?
Out of the way!
So that's why you always act like a little man.
Riva and his wife are gonna testify against Cortez.
I'm asking you for the last time.
In prison. That's a...
One 10-12 and two 10-60s.
Dang it! My gun.
You could be anywhere in the world right now.
He's probably an investment banker in Miami.
...so I'm not gonna let them shoot you.
I don't think I can make it.
Don't worry about her. Nobody knows we're here.
You know, you seem different now.