Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

First I will show you some samples.

I need two breakfast burritos and a side of refried beans.

Congratulations, Doctor.

- Check. - Yeah.

- [Sighs] - Cannonball! Cannonball!

No, listen. I'm a laughingstock, right?

I can't remember what it was that guy did.

That's from Genesis.

And the third one? The "suffer-ring."

Inserting hot dog "B" into my "A."

It's simple. We've just gotta get President Obama to make a boom-boom in a pool.

I was the first one on the scene selling erotic T-shirts.

Just don't get it in my hair.

If you want to hear a joke, Rabbi, I got a nice clean one.

[Water Burbles]

[Chorus] # Good morning, U.S.A. ##

He was the mastermind behind Tijuana.

You know, gang, this could really be a chance for us to reinvent ourselves.

we are so honored to be here as lesbians of no color.

Hey, you guys are truckers. Want to hear a horribly racist joke?

That’s not a good joke ‘cause it’s not racist.

Great cannonball though.

Bullock just appointed me the head of the new Tactical Urban Response Division.

You ever notice when a black man poops in the pool, he's like, "Yo, check it."

You, my darling, look perfect.

CROWD: Cannonball! Cannonball! Cannonball!

# Good morning, U.S.A. #

I see him. I see him.

(stomach gurgling)

To get as far away from my shame as possible.