Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Straight dudes Crying over drag queens

So this lazy Mexican walks into an even lazier black guy's bar...

Roger, what happened?

You had to remember.

You didn't make a dent in that Russian protein powder I gave you.

2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 = 3072

- Klaus! - Klaus!

Let's just hope it has what every other small town in America has:

It's him or me. Who you gonna pick? Who? Who?

Hello, guy who mistakenly believes he's my brother.

It looks like Michelle is gonna delight us with one of her famous cannonballs.

Looks like it's just you and me, unclefucker. I know, cunt.

Bjæl, le, klang!

2 x 2 x 2 x 389 = 3112

and then get him to drop a presidential deuce.

President Obama visited the U. N. today...

2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 7 = 3024

We have to move somewhere they don't have the Internet.

"Oh, my. I'm defecating in the swimming receptacle."

I wish we weren't sharing the apartment with 14 members of the Bombescu family.

Oh, dear. That brisket was too greasy.