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No, I'm not pregnant.
Nobody in my family can pay for parking. It's a sickness.
What, are you on some regimen?
...when to make that first turn and when to...
All right. I'll tell you, but you can't say anything to him.
Beg me
You wouldn't believe it.
- Well, please? - Not today, pal.
Hey!
Hey, pal.
These guys don't trust each other, so they got two nonpartisan drivers...
Stop it, George! Stop it. I was defending your parking.
- I'm not gonna- No! - You're good at this.
- Yeah, yeah. I'm all right. God. - Oh, man.
Thank you for your support.
- He's not getting away with this. - George!
- It's your house! - I don't have to go.
No. Come on, George. Please put it in a garage.
Yeah, 25-percent bran flakes.
Always have to know everything that's going on, don't you?
Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney.
Is that Jerry?
- What? - Mike thinks I'm a phoney.
I didn't know I wasn't supposed to say anything.
George. All right.
I know who I am.
You had to move the mirror.
Я не беременна
Wild pack of teenagers, huh?
- I can make a left from the right lane. - I'm sure you could.
- A gun? - I think it was a gun.
Mommy!
- Yeah, yeah. It'll kill me. - You have to know.
All right! You wanna try on the hat?! Try on the hat!
You're gonna have to go to the bathroom!
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
You begged me.
I hear your father's closing his store.
Me? No, no, no. You. You're gonna tell him.