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It's like musical chairs, except everybody sat down around 1964.
Well, what for?
Why do you find it so hard to believe?
...that's my business.
Will you come on down? This guy's in my space!
...in front of the door, then I slowly expand out in concentric circles.
When do you ever have 10 car lengths?
I wish you could make a living parallel parking.
I'm making a stand here. I'm saying no to headfirst parking!
I didn't even know you were parking. You were just sitting there.
Nope. I don't think so.
Hey, Jerry. You know, your friend here is a real piece of work!
I meant it in a complimentary way.
I go in front-first all the time.
By the way, the car hit a pothole, and now it's making a clanking noise.
like you didn't call me a phony!
- Can I try it on? - No! It wouldn't fit you.
- I won't go if Jerry's not. - Why won't you go if I go?
- Beautiful. - You just passed it, see?
- Jerk. - You're not?
I thought you said you were a good driver.
- What? - Yeah. Jerry, he told me all about it.
- No. Don't, Jerry. - Like you didn't call me a phoney!
Yeah. I'm fine.
But-But they were in this really- Like a souped-up car, you know?
You gotta put some beg into it.
The point is, I was here first.
And you know I'm somebody you don't wanna have on your bad side.
Why'd they go there?
By the way, thanks for inviting me to the flea market.
All right, you move your car. It's his space. You can't go in headfirst.
You'll think of something. Just break it to him gently.
Are you gonna move the car?
They take it down another 15 percent.