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I really think it looks good.
I can't even pull in there.
Beg me
Hey.
Well, bully for you.
- Great. - I didn't know.
...swing it back in. That's the key.
- What's the difference? - Because I know him too...
Everybody in New York City knows there's gotta be way more cars...
I got a truck full of ice cream here!
You should have lived in the '20s and '30s. Men wore hats all the time then.
Chaos! It reduces us to jungle law.
If you didn't think I was parking, why did you put it in headfirst?
Come on up! The fight's almost starting.
You must know. — I must know.
Well, somebody better move something soon!
- Your friend here has real problems. - Me?
Man that Michael Jordan is a fucking moron.
- I'll pay for it. - You don't understand.
Of course I hear that.
Like you've ever been bobulated.
You heard the man.
I'm sorry. I don't care for that sorry.
You got a prayer.
I got it at a flea market today.
- What did you do to my car? - I couldn't help it!
Why don't you start taking the bus.
- ...and probably a lot better than you. - Well, bully for you.
No, I really don't.
And I don't want you to say it. I want you to put some beg in it. Go on.
All right, but your begging needs a lot of work.
I mean, I'll sleep in my car if I have to.
Dreams can come true. What did I tell you?
People will kill each other for a parking space in New York.
What did you do to my car?
Officer, he backed up from down the street!
You didn't even have to take it out to dinner.
Never mind who I am. I know who I am. Do you know who you are?
- You gotta open the vault. - Open my vault?!
You know why you can't go in front-first? I'll tell you why.
- But he didn't take it. - Hey! It's his space!
You sure you like these sunglasses?
Well, I didn't know you wanted to go.
I thought she was pregnant.
- Well, I'm going. - If he's going, I'm not going!
All right, now you're gonna see some parallel parking.
Crazy customers huh?
So you're against me now?
- No, he wasn't. - All that matters is who was there first.