Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but Morty Smith got a lightsaber for Christmas,
I've become dog shit to you.
Rick and Morty, season seven, hunting my nemesis!
and you look like Phil Spector wiped his ass with Randy Quaid.
[ Machinery whirring ]
♪ In fields as they lay ♪
All: Ooooh!
Aah!
Summer, do you have any drugs?
Dad, you've been so great lately.
of "Miracle on 34th Street."
not some Mickey Mouse shit machine.
Look at 'em -- lightsaber hands!
Ohh! Mm!
T-minus now! Sorry!
And it's their jobs to decide whether you are
And that thing we did with Roy. Remember thaaat?
They may as well have done it. They did do it.
programmed to love you very, very much.
to the core of the Earth, where it will blow us all up.
♪ Was to certain poor shepherds ♪
that destroys the Earth!
I was your age when this shit was in theaters.
How long have I -- you said you weren't a robot!
and I finally went far, far away enough to get it
Excuse me?
Someone call Amy, tell her I need her.
Okay, okay, okay.
until I resolve this archnemesis crap.
Not my phone. She blocked me. U-Use yours.
What kind of grandfather are you?
♪♪
If I am, I-I'm a robot
Oh! Uh... It's gonna take over your life, Morty!
Family: No fucking way.
Byyye!
trained me, taught me good from evil,
Does that mean you stopped it a first time?
Progress report.
Does it make the noises?