Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You act like you're the one that got stabbed in the back!

But don't abandon hope.

Are you serious? I guess not.

They fixed my only problem with it!

I'll get neurotypical cooties.

Okay, we overshot it. Good problem to have.

Don't touch me!

I-I'm done with that, and I'm done with you!

Son of a bitch! He played with it!

I've always been afraid to let my guard down

Nunh-unh! He stole my lightsaber and must've dropped it!

But thank God I don't have to do it anymore.

Y-You gave him a fuckin' lightsaber for Christmas?!

[ Alarm blaring ]

My little girl, she's sick and she needs a miracle. [ Helicopter blades whirring ]

Goodbye, Morty. Uh...

I shouldn't have talked to you like you're a UN official.

♪ The first Noel ♪

The family's so happy. I'm -- I'm really grateful.

Not that bubble-throat pompadour fuck,

Wow, are those all the places Rick Prime could be?

I've never been old enough to vote, Mr. President,

If I'm a robot, which I'm not --

Oh, right, it's moving.

You dumb fucking robot. You had one job!

I missed countdown day at the academy.