Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but yes, yes, I feel so much.
I got this!
to be 22% more thoughtful than you.
People of Earth... Hmm, that's never good.
and I'm fucking bringing you into it
A second papaya! Another watermelon!
whether or not t-they're a robot.
Whoo! Suck it, bitches!
Strike me down! I'm not striking you down.
Then let's settle for the next best thing.
Put him on hold. We can pin this on the Saudis.
Who dropped a lightsaber perfectly fucking vertical?
Elevator! Elevator!
Ha! Put it this way, honey --
you end with a turd.
Better tend to your little toaster.
Rick? Y-You can come out now.
Guess what, numb nuts.
Hey, that job was to be a good grandpa,
we don't know which one of you is real.
Way to show us how it's done, Rick.
But only I saw its true value.
You can't say all that crazy shit
so great the last couple months.
Oh, 36th Street coming too!
where she wasn't murdered as a child.
Do I have to respond every time?
Turn me off -- not that I can be turned off
Right on! Me too!
in designated Jedi zones -- like the garage right now!
Okay, I'll just turn off my brain and you can do that.
Star Wars rules say you have to forgive me.
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This is fun!
Well, do you know how to make an egg?
Get up there and trick everyone into loving you more!
Who says the two of us are going?
for the Earth's core again -- I-I mean for the first time.
In case this goes south, any last words, Morty?