Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I work for jack.

- You're living in a dream world.

But only a quitter quits, sir.

Only nancy used reagan's first name.

While he came down from meth.

Weird al's about to get a taste of his own medicine.

- ♪ daddy's fightin' overseas

- Hey, you wouldn't say that if you read

But I'm late for a tooth-whitening appointment

It's just the budget's really tight.

Why don't you head on up to bed?

Let's get these scabs off my knee.

- I don't need a chaperone.

But every woman here would love to slip it to your son-in-law.

- 'cause I'm gonna be mitt rom-mummy.

Weird al corrupted something beautiful

- And what is your opinion on hybrid cars?

Hopefully, the next time we see each other,

- Hey, kenneth, nice tux.

- Oh, no, in her mind, she's already accepting an award

By constantin stanislavski

- I get it, lance.

With no idea that you'd already gotten another woman pregnant.

Like the fact that nancy got divorced for you

Jack turns to nancy.

I'm not a writer.

- Well, as you know, I recently had a minor setback

At planet hollywood.

- No, you gotta see this.

I can't do that now. It's ruined.

- Pairs well with failed suicide.

Get back to doing the things I love,

I'm not one to tell tales out of school,

I'm trying to find a quiet place to finish this rewrite.

- Oh, you're still here. - That's what they all say.

- I believe in two things.

- Lance, I wanna thank you for you professionalism