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Ah! Ohhhh!
like I'm our neighbor Gene or David Arquette or something.
He's busy. A-And I hate him.
Yep, it will be under the lightsaber in one hour
[ Bell dinging ]
He -- He's an incredibly crafty piece of shit.
[ Energy buzzes ]
Also, you need to shower.
But don't say it out loud.
Italian prime minister on line one.
Unheard of? You're quite right, Summer.
Oh, for fuck's sake. Bye!
George W. added kegs to the cantina.
Touch my shit and die.
But don't forget that if I am, I have to lie
If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy an Alexa.
Let's get this thing topside.
Rick: What the hell?
I always wanted to fight with a lightsaber, but not like this.
I don't suppose you could send it up here.
Fuck yeah! I got you.
I'm not here to play the blame game
That's nice.
[ Inhales sharply ] Merry Christmas to me.
I think you mean with me.
It was, but the government took it with them.
Ah! Money? How did you know?
just to get that lightsaber!
Holy crap!
Aaaah!
I wish, Morty. It's all the places he is.
because I'm obviously not a robot!
I'm serious.
I-It is?
Why you crying? Where's Rick?
[ People screaming ]
probably run out of sub-basement by now, so, congrats.
A drill ship? Awesome!
♪♪
Anyhoo, I'm no expert but it seems we've got a --
Open it, Rick! Let me do it!