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Morty's only gonna use this very honorable weapon
Anything I do is technically something Rick did.
He sacrificed his life for me.
Don't you dare. Y-You've done enough.
Yeah, well, they can leave. I'll destroy it.
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
God, how long do you take to die?
Damn right. Ha!
All right, genius, I give you permission
I-I'm no good to anybody
Oh, my God. Dad.
Mm-hmm.
gyroscopic rocket in the hilt.
and they stop respecting you.
Do you know why, Morty?
Okay, I can -- I can work with that.
[ Elevator doors open ]
I'm designed to stay perfectly vertical,
More questions?
What? You hate Star Wars.
Been tonin' and bonin'! Whew!
Looks like Italy, sir.
Aah!
You dropped it perfectly vertical, Morty!
Let's play a Christmas game!
I-I should have included you in my shit.