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AND SINCE THIS IS A FUNCTION YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE ATTENDING,

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN A LESSON.

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN ABOUT KEEPING SECRETS.

IT'S BETTER THAN TOBLERONE.

I'D LIKE TO SAY NOTHING. NOTHING?

AND YOU'RE TAKING BARE-BUTTED WOMEN TO FUNCTIONS?

I AM NO HOLOGRAM.

IF ALL OF THESE THINGS APPEAL TO YOU,

I'M SUPPOSED TO THINK SHE'S STILL WITH JAMIE, WHICH SHE'S NOT.

IT'S LIKE BEATING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A WALL WITH SPIKES.

I FOUND SOME WEBSITES I'D LIKE TO RECOMMEND TO YOU, LORELAI.

THEN SHE'D TICKLE HIS TUMMY, AND HE'D GIGGLE -- IT WAS FOUL.

APPARENTLY, THE BIG GAME WAS BIG FOR EVERYONE.

LIKE VELVEETA OR PLUTONIUM.

OKAY! OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE CELIBATE. NOT BY CHOICE.

DO YOU THINK SHE MIGHT DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT?

AND I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO HER ALL NIGHT.

WORDS SHOULD SOUND RIGHT TO BE RIGHT.

FONZIE USED THE BATHROOM AS HIS OFFICE.

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EVEN FOR THE "FREAK," THANK YOU.

TALK TO ME ABOUT JASON.

NO, YOU KNOW, WE LIKE EACH OTHER, WE'RE DATING --

A LOVELY GROUP OF PEOPLE, EXCEPT FOR -- EMILY!

I WASN'T, SO I BECAME ONE. THE PAPERWORK TOOK WEEKS.

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT.

I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA SAY TO MY PARENTS ABOUT US.

WHERE ARE THE ROOMSMATE?

I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF TO DO.

Dorrie: THE HOUSE WAS BUILT IN 1906 BY STANFORD WHITE.

I KNOW IT'S TRICKY TO KEEP THIS A SECRET,

HE'S CUTE AND VERY STILL.

WILL YOU BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK?

I CAN TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.

NO, IT'S FROM THE JACUZZI BATH.

WELL, WHAT THE HELL IS "SIT" GOOD FOR?

NOW THAT YOU'VE TOLD ME HOW YOU FEEL,

I KNOW ALL THE BEST PLACES TO GET MY ACRYLICS FILLED.

AS NATURAL AS CULS-DE-SAC.

JOINING YOU? WELL...

SHE THINKS THAT BABE CAN REALLY TALK.

I THOUGHT WE'D SAY THAT WE'RE HAVING

YOU WERE SMART.

YOU CAN'T TAKE THE TOUR WITHOUT A TICKET.

SO I OFFERED TO WATCH IT FOR HER.

HE WANTS TO REPLACE ME.

YES. WHY WOULDN'T I BE?

THERE WASN'T MUCH ELSE TO DO.

OKAY. SO MARIAH CAREY'S OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS,

WELL, THERE THEY ARE. WELL, TOUR'S OVER.

THEN YOU ARE IN FOR AN INTERESTING SEMESTER.

AND SHE SAID, "GOOD," AND THEN HE GAVE HER THE JOB.

I AM PROFESSOR FLEMING.

WELL, HELLO. ARE WE TOO LATE?

WELL, WHEN YOU MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT,

SO I TOSS AND I TURN LIKE A CRAZY PERSON,

AND YET HERE YOU ARE WEARING YOUR SUPER-LOW-CUT JEANS

SHE CLEANED THE MENUS WITHOUT BEING ASKED.

I SHOULD FIND SOMETHING TO DO.

RANGING FROM THE CLASSICS -- "WUTHERING HEIGHTS" --

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH! GOD! RORY! ANNOUNCE YOURSELF!

EXCUSE ME, DORRIE, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER.

I CAME AS QUICKLY AS I -- OW!

I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THEM FOR BREAKFAST.

NOW, WHO CAN THAT BE? IT'S PROBABLY JASON.

I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO.

47? 47 1/2? 48?

IT'S A MUCH-BELOVED TRADITION THAT FOR ONE NIGHT, ALL NIGHT,

SHE CALLED ME FROM THE SLOPES,

I SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME ANYHOW.

JUST A LITTLE LAPSING OOLONG, PLEASE.