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NOW I KNOW WHO WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT LEADING LADY'S GONNA BE.

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]

NOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO CAMPUS SO EARLY?

MY FATHER HAS NEVER GOTTEN USED TO ANYTHING.

SHE WAS A VERY NICE GIRL.

WE'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER,

THEN WE NEVER HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN.

BUT STILL, I'D LIKE YOU TO READ IT.

THEY FAMOUSLY ABSTAIN.

I HAVE CHRONIC INSOMNIA,

YOU'VE MET LORELAI AND RORY.

WHEN THEY STARTED TIME MAGAZINE,

MARZIPAN IS CANDY. YOU LIKE CANDY.

THEN ACCESS TO THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE

GOOD MAN. YES, SIR, VERY GOOD.

I WANT TO SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

PICK A MOLDING FOR THE PUBLIC AREAS, MEETING ADJOURNED.

CRYSTAL IS JUST A FRIEND --

AND I DON'T WANT TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE,

THE FINEST MARZIPAN IN ALL OF EUROPE, MADE BY CLOISTERED NUNS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE PARIS IS DOING AN OLDER MAN.

THIS IS A TASTING.

HI. AND I'M HIGH AROUND THIS LITTLE THING.

THE ONE THAT CAME BACK THE VERY NEXT DAY.

NOW PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

HE SAID HE MIGHT DROP SOMETHING BY ON HIS WAY BACK FROM THE AIRPORT.

TAKE THE ONE WITH THE LITTLE PIG ON IT.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE LEFT?

TRYING TO GET OUT THE LATEST ISSUE OF THE DAILY NEWS,

I DON'T LIKE TOO MANY OBJECTS AROUND

PERFECT NAME FOR A DOG -- CYRUS.

I THINK YOUR VOICE HITS A PITCH THAT HURTS HIS EARS.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM SEX WITH ME.

I JUST WANTED TO GET A JUMP ON THINGS.

I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ONLINE WHEN I WAS A MORMON.

HE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH GRANDPA.

WELL, NOT HERE. IN THERE.

THEY'RE FOR WHOMEVER NOW.

Lorelai: HEY, DO YOU HAVE A COSMO LYING AROUND?

NO, I JUST DRANK A LOT OF BEER AND THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT.

AND I GOT REJECTED FOR A JOB AS YALE'S STRINGER

Dorrie: THIS IS NOT PART OF THE TOUR. SORRY, EMILY.

I CAME OVER, AND THE MINUTE THAT SHE LEFT, IT STARTED TO CRY.

OKAY...HOLD ON...AND...

ALL RIGHT, WELL, COME GET ME THE MINUTE SHE GETS BACK.

OH! TOBIN! GREAT, I'M STARVING.

MICHEL'S SPAZZING. WHY?

WE DIDN'T HOST THE ONE LAST NIGHT.

HEY, CAN I FEED THIS TO CYRUS?

YOU FEELING OKAY? YES.

NO, NO, NO, RICHARD. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE ME OUT.

AND THEY'RE OKAY WITH THAT?

THIS IS IT. HMM. INTERESTING.

* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *

NO. WE LIKE TOBIN.

BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO

HE DOESN'T ROLL THE BABY UNDER THE BED -- HE WINS!

WHY ARE YOU BABYSITTING?

YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING OLDER-MAN THINGS.

WHO'S THE DUMB GIRL WITHOUT THE UNDERWEAR?

THAT IS ONE STRANGE DOG, JASON.

LIKE THE FIBROMYALGIA FUNCTION LAST NIGHT.

WELL, NO. I'LL TRY A BUNNY.

PARIS, HI. YOU'RE BACK EARLY.

I DO NOT HATE BABIES.

THE NEXT TIME YOU PLAN A FUNCTION,

BUT A GREAT DEAL OF DARK WIT IN HER PIECES.

ASHER FLEMING IS TEACHING THIS COURSE?

IF YOU HAVE SOME.

BATHROOM'S TO THE LEFT.

CAN YOU BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH THAT?

YOU WANT TO BECOME MY PARTNER? YES.

NOW, GO TO SLEEP.

IS SIMPLY BEYOND ME.