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This ad says that that lawn mower is $9.99,
Turn the lights off from bed,
Oh, good for you. Bad for him. But good for you.
and you'll live in a house made of candy.
The discount policy extends to the employee's immediate family,
Oh. Of course. (CHUCKLES)
That's okay.
(FANFARE PLAYING)
Oh. Discount.
Yeah, we need to talk.
How long was she in there?
I had to wear my tuxedo shirt to work!
The person who gets the lowest score wins.
$17.10.
(LAUGHS) It's gonna be so much fun. Discount barn, here we come.
ADULT ADAM: There was no bargain too small, too large,
but don't you think it's time you called off this fight?
Erica, I am your mother. Give me your discount.
You're gonna make a great assistant manager one day.
my battle with Zelda was about to come to a glorious end.
This prison can't hold me!
♪ Well, she was an American girl ♪
A job? You're just a child.
I was providing this family with the essential items
before you could buy anything you wanted with a click of a mouse,
You get that if you don't get rid of her, I will fire you?
You gave me no choice.
but you have not caged my mind!
That doesn't make any sense.
You can win tons of money for coming in last.
The one day I wear a ketchup-colored shirt!
I know your mom gets carried away,
Mom, this is the fourth time you've been here this week.
Pops would never screw with me like that. Tell him.
So, uh, you're still gonna bet on this crazy long shot Colonel Seymour?
You're just a mom.
You're messing with my drawer. I have a system!
I'm gonna say it at the dinner table tonight.