Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Finally made enough money to buy the dress I wanted at work,

from winning The legend of Zelda.

Terrific. Just sold an extended warranty for a basketball.

that my life is meaningless.

You will not break my spirit.

(REGISTER WHIRS) It'll just take a minute.

All that happened was my daughter gently suggested

or too dangerous for Beverly Goldberg.

Yes! Yes! Move your ass! Move it!

with my employee discount.

I made it easy for you. They're all dented. (CHUCKLES)

Second period, I fail my pop quiz. Super bad luck.

I don't think you should make this bet, kid.

My awesome luck's going right through the TV

There's no food in the house.

You're really good at it.

That's old Barry.

ADULT ADAM: Now that Barry's luck had changed,

I'd rather not get involved, ma'am.

Your own daughter had me hauled off to jail.

You have to spend money to look nice.

Big news about the winter formal.

I don't even wear white diamonds.

You were using me as a human discount.

And she doesn't get any employee discounts,

(SINGSONG) Pumpkin.

Is that what you called it

I don't just have bad luck. I have Barry luck.

I'm 17. You can't just send me to my room.

It's all I talk about. Were you even listening?

(CLICKS TEETH) Aw.

(SIGHS) Look at these prices, Erica.

First period, backpack rips open. Bad luck.

Now they're all dented. (LAUGHS)

he was sure it was contagious.

What are you doing out here?