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Job? Please. You've never had a job a day in your life.
Then let me explain how it works.
I don't wanna get in trouble.
Just wanted to come by and see my daughter on her first day of work.
and Randy let me use his discount.
Don't you dare let go.
then boxed the quinella,
Donald said I'm being considered for assistant manager.
No one wins for coming in last.
Videotapes for Adam, a clapper for dad so he can...
we call it Barry luck.
cut 'em up, and make a new one in the current style.
and all her customers... Jerks! Every one of 'em.
Zelda II? Seriously?
♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪
Have I told you that you're my favorite child?
over the next week,
that make this household run,
Guess whose life sucks a big sack of marbles.
and I just did.
his first day at the lumberyard.
♪ Make it last all night
where we are on tonight's dinner situation.
Well, with Barry luck, I can't lose,
Win World War II.
and she told me Ryan Corbett just asked her
You. (LAUGHS)
One sec. I'm so close to winning Zelda,
shopping was more of a contact sport.
How are we doing over here?
Job. (LAUGHS) You're getting a job.
Just to be clear, I'm not hitting on you.
Ugh. Fine. I'll give you my discount,
and people used to say,