Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Marshall, I'm worried.

"Dear Future Ted, stay away from Natalie,

- LILY: (SIGHING) Mmm. - Mmm.

So, I'm banging this Portuguese contortionist

- No! - I stole her a blue French horn!

Totally weird. It's almost like someone

We were drunk and stupid.

As your ex, before you jump into anything,

Teddy Bear! Barn Door!

Yes! A mini fridge and separate beds.

Plus, the guy's a loser with a dead-end job.

But we still got homemade lady fingers and piping hot Darjeeling.

I got to say I'm a little uncomfortable with that.

"And all the cool stuff you can do with boobs?

Seriously, I have not been able to find a girl

to remind myself why I'd broken up with somebody.

- You get it now? - Yeah, I get it.

No, I acted like a total drama queen.

Then there's just a bunch of drawings of boobs.

to have a calm, rational discussion, about who deserved Robin more.

"You and Robin..."

Oh, Oh. Great, great.

It's like if I said you can sit anywhere in this room except that chair.

OLDER TED: Kids, your Aunt Robin had only been dating Don a short while,

- Hey, guys. - Hey, Don.

Well, you're just kicking me out?

And down your back.