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Honestly, I'm surprised your hourly pee breaks aren't just steam.
I just don't know how I feel about her hanging out
"our first kiss,
(CLICKING TONGUE)
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
How cool is it that Don makes sushi? He learned while on assignment in Japan.
- Robin Stinson! - Robin Mosby!
- Ted? - Yeah?
Well, we owe you an apology, too, Don.
It's like putting my leg against a tailpipe.
Yes!
- She's Don's. - You're right.
with my ex-boyfriends all the time.
Robin, I brought you the blue French horn!
- This ink is cool. - Right? Right?
OLDER TED: Now he knew.
He means well.
with one of her exes all the time.
But listen, we can never pull crap like that ever again.
Well, my ex-wife and I thought they'd be a good idea,
This chili is like an ice cube in my mouth.
I love spicy stuff, too, guy.
OLDER TED: So, that night, your Uncle Barney and I sat down
Or literally.
MARSHALL: My God, she's a thousand degrees!
Don has twin beds, too.
MAID: It's time to check out.
- Awful. - Terrible.
"You may never love again and will probably die alone."
Long story short, this exchange student's arms gave out,
We should go complain.
but no eating in bed.
Hey, I stand by what I did.
You just won't let yourself go there.
(EX CLAIMS)
and then you can have her after that.