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[GROANING]
What will you ever use that for?
- Who is Maria? - Oh, Maria!
Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore.
Now there's two reasons
Aw, of course not. You're a little princess.
Okay, heh...
The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say "cool" anymore.
I'm not that comfortable dancing with a... Whee-hee!
That's not true!
Don't we need to do some kind of preparation first?
Hey, Mr. Treeger.
I don't know how to lead.
Why don't you tell me something I don't know?
- Hey. - So did you quit?
And tell him what?
You go down there, and you suck up to him.
- Go! - All right, all right.
Well, I thought you liked doing it.