Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

make duplexes for their imaginary children

The American dream

Let me show you the bedroom.

Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.

Kenneth, I'm doing my Kegels right now, what is it?

What's this boyfriend's name?

Why don't you read it to me?

I don't know, I'll just figure something out, I guess.

The Geiss name used to be synonymous

Ugh, what do you know about this?

I didn't know anyone was here.

He never wastes water by doing his laundry.

It smells like burger king all day and cinnabon all night

I can't shut the flue, so the apartment smells like

Manhattan real estate... No rules, right?

taking things out of context.

and a replica of the Irish pub where my grandmother was born.

Kenneth, I once took a low volume shower with Ed Begley Jr.

I need a baby girl!

"If you want to go quickly, go alone.

Tracy Jr. made you an acrostic.

because The Cosby Show lied to me

"A" is for awesome.

Hey, how did everything go with Dotcom?

If a patient's friend runs into the operating room

And they're trying to drive the renters out?

Good for you, sir.

"Oh, no, Rudy and I are making a sandwich for 25 minutes."

I only have boys.

Hey, do you have a minute?

Honey, you don't need to tell me how much Matt Walsh sucks.

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