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"If you want to go quickly, go alone.
It smells like burger king all day and cinnabon all night
make duplexes for their imaginary children
He never wastes water by doing his laundry.
No regrets!
because The Cosby Show lied to me
Ugh, what do you know about this?
Why don't you read it to me?
Hey, how did everything go with Dotcom?
Flaming Homo
And they're trying to drive the renters out?
My Spell Is Getting Stronger Every Day
Let me show you the bedroom.
No!
The Geiss name used to be synonymous
Good for you, sir.
I didn't know anyone was here.
Hey, do you have a minute?
taking things out of context.
"Oh, no, Rudy and I are making a sandwich for 25 minutes."
A great man.
Manhattan real estate... No rules, right?
I don't know, I'll just figure something out, I guess.
Tracy Jr. made you an acrostic.
I can't shut the flue, so the apartment smells like
What's this boyfriend's name?
I need a baby girl!
Honey, you don't need to tell me how much Matt Walsh sucks.
I only have boys.
The American dream
Kenneth, I once took a low volume shower with Ed Begley Jr.
If a patient's friend runs into the operating room
and a replica of the Irish pub where my grandmother was born.
Kenneth, I'm doing my Kegels right now, what is it?
"A" is for awesome.
Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.