Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Frank, were you going to pee in that jar?

I've been watching a friend go through an ordeal with his

Are you going to buy your place?

with success, power, funny incidents

And then, one day, as you drink some apple juice,

There is a football team called the Chargers.

Well, they make our shoes and wallets.

recycle everything Including jokes

Because if you're not, I will put on a wedding dress

You're preaching to the choir, Kenneth.

while I make us raspberry mojitos.

fight the Man, Michael Moore, et cetera.

Don't feel guilty for a second.

It's your father!

As I'm sure you've concluded from the headline,

I just want to make sure you're not making any jokes

You think I'm disgusting?

They could have done "Geiss-Scream Son-Pay"?

that my great grandfather was a monkey.

I don't want a vasectomy, Dr. Spaceman.

And based on your shoes and teeth,

Honey, you don't need to tell me how much men suck.

That's why my life is not like The Cosby Show.