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There's two of them?
"R" is for rad.
This is Manhattan real estate.
I know, I'm terrible, but Brian sucks.
It's the Doctor's Code.
for control of the Geiss family trust fund.
But if I'm going to buy a place,
Damn it, I can't live like this!
where women died at barbecues.
Boys are disgusting!
Damn you, Tracy Jr.
I want to make sure you've both thought this through.
I’M GOING TO TAKE A BUNCH OF PILLS AND IT’S GOING TO BE YOUR FAULT
Don Geiss is my hero.
Holding up one finger to get someone to stop talking?
get rid of your office minifridge.
What would you do if I were'nt here? Take my pants off and eat chicken wings
no one gets that reference
"Conserve electricity.
Why doesn't that say "hero"?
So I highly recommend it.
This is why I'm having a vasectomy.
Kenneth, I have a task for you.
Well, now I have something better than a family.
I mean, that's a big decision.
Way up.
Drama is like gay man gatorade It replenishes their electrolytes
I don't have any sisters, Dad.
There's two of them?!?!
I have, I've thought about it,
Now come on.
Astronaut Mike Dexter.
Well, I love my building.
You do?
I'd take my pants off and eat chicken wings.
Like check-in at an italian sex party
And I have to pass on this head of hair.
Family planning.
and make my dream apartment.
Shut it down.
Tracy Jr. is right.
He invented that.
Because I am still daddy's fancy boy
borrowing Bjork's swan dress.
I used the Sun Tea System to stop global warming.