Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The snack table isn't going to clean itself.

That's pretty solid for a guy who just came out

I have no regrets!

Don't patronize me!

Damn it, he's never going to leave.

we've got to change more than the light bulbs and the windows.

There's two of them? There's two of them?

Excuse me, Miss Maroney?

And what about you, Tracy?

Is that my cell phone?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take my son to my vasectomy

Well, of course not.

I've been thinking a lot about family lately.

Uh-oh, here comes my hallucination.

and one of the Hobbits

Start from the beginning.

Hey, what are you doing home?

Uh, Mr. Vice President?

you had back in Chicago?

Don't you care about the environment?

I got the apartment!

"Oh, no, Vanessa went to a concert."

Tracy, I want to have children.

Drama is like trans girl Gatorade It replaces their electrolytes

What is wrong with you guys?

But I'm going to be grumpy until the end of this sentence.

Uh, what about "Cheers' lied to me"?

And you know how it is when it's just us guys, right?

It’s like check-in at an italian airport.

from Sri Lanka on a private jet.

You've already got a foot in the door.

What more can I do?

I have these rare Kadupul blossoms flown in every morning

Now it's being dragged through the mud.

So now you're your own upstairs neighbor,

Can you and I be friends?

for the lady next door

It's "Take Your Black Kid to Work Day".

I need a five percent reduction of energy use across the board.

You know why my place is so big?

As part of N.B.C.'s annual Green Week initiative,

I know you're in there!

So I'm in the strip club with Charles Barkley

and I cannot tell an amazing strip club story.