Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don Geiss' estranged son, Bertram,

I didn't have my vasectomy, either.

I'm going to be coming by all the time, getting jealous,

For the children.

Hello, Mrs. Gerstein.

Kenneth, I also want to do my part.

You better not be with a man, even if he's gay!

That junk is priceless.

Yeah, well, the guy above me offered me $10,000 to move out.

Geiss also invented the abrupt conversational segue.

somehow drive him out, then buy both places

Minka Kelly says, "My show is about football.

About my legacy.

I will have my mini-fridge.

be like The Cosby Show.

Drama is like gay man Gatorade.

I'm guessing you can't, either.

N.Y.P.D., stay on the ground!

Smell my flowers, Kenneth.

Oh, my heart… is getting stronger every day.

I'm putting you in charge of that effort.

Minka Mark the Monkey as Julia. Russell Ferguson the Hedgehog as Michael.

I'm going to get some strawberry milk.

Mr. Rossitano has actually been emptying his jars.

Our topical cold open is about Omarosa

where each letter in his name stands for a word about him.

Celebrity drama is like gatorade for Americans It replenishes their electrolytes

BOYS ARE DISGUSTING

Fine, but I'm going to recycle them.

What are you doing?

Did you know that fluorescent light bulbs

As I have told you many times during our relationship, No one gets that reference.

Yeah, but it... it's kind of annoying.