Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I can't, because I've got this little D-bag here.
Miss Lemon, as I'm sure you know, it is Green Week.
You used it to kick a gay cop out of his apartment.
Well, I'm going to pretend to move in with Brian,
I know this sounds ugly, but with Manhattan real estate,
Drama is like gatorade for Americans It replenishes their electrolytes
No, do not encourage this.
New kitchen, original molding,
When you ask the department fuck-up how he still has a job
Nice.
Because I, Bertram Geiss, am still Daddy's fancy boy.
Sniff around your upstairs neighbor.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're doing okay.
What?
The Cosby Show lied to me.
with beautiful azaleas from our very own 30 Rock terrace.
We need to go far, quickly.
Miss Lemon, your mini-fridge is still in your office.
Don’t snip my Vas Deferens!
As I have told you many times during our relationship, No one gets that reference.
Hey, Dad.
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
What, what did I do?
A vasectomy is a very serious decision.
I don't think there's a box for that on the form.
Until tomorrow, gentlemen.
Three.
This is why I'm glad I never had children.
What about my fresh fruit...
Okay.
And if you make me do the dishes, I will kill myself!
Through collective political action on a large scale.
Denise? Vanessa?
And now, he's being publicly humiliated
Hey, Tracy.