Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Evan. Oh my God.

believed to have been caused by an unknown quantity of dynamite.

and he's crazy.

You're gonna kill him. He's a fuckin' maniac.

What'd you see? What'd it look like?

and so are you.

Frankly, I'm too tired to prove it to you...

And then when I was pregnant with you.

You know what, give me the Greek alphabet. Give it to me.

I know people always say that,

Yes, Evan, tell me about the car.

Evan, Evan, guess what? Dad got a new video camera...

I think he had it like the first day...

There's no fucking way on this planet...

You are such a goof us.

That's like an act.

Watch your step.

And relax. And relax.

For an extra five bucks she'll spit in your face, Mum.

Nice work, Daddy. Who are you?

When you're ex wants you back

What about Kayleigh?

What's up, man?

I've kind of thought of you as my miracle baby ever since.

“Lebron es el mejor jugador OAT”

Idiots. I mean it, woman. Get the hell back.

It's overload city. I've completely reprogrammed my brain.

You make one peep and I swear it'll be your last, motherfucker.

Come on, let's get him out of here. I'm so sorry.

Don't do this, I'm begging you.

Can we get through one damn day...

It'll look more like a dungeon down there.

Hey, don't even bother about a belt.

Nothing can hurt you.

right in front of the frat house?

Anything. A journal.

do you think that it might have worked?

Look, it was a long time ago.

Well look, the reason I came back to town...

That is the plan, isn't it?

You either join a gang or you're dead.

All they do is make you feel like shit.

Now's the only time. Today you get a chance to redeem yourself,

maybe my father wasn't as crazy as everyone thought.

Do you think that we'll be together forever?

Hi, Evan, this is Professor Carter.

suck your dick now...

What the hell happened? Where are we?

One, you're feeling awake. Two, your eyes are not feeling as heavy.

You don't want me to see Kayleigh ever again, fine.

Some dude left a message for you.

I don't wanna go.

Hurry up. I want a quickie before school.

Fuck, Lenny, come on.

you... know that?

It's time for you to do what I tell you to do.

I was praying this curse would have ended with me.

it was so beautiful. It was gorgeous.

You ever notice Kayleigh's smile? I love her smile.

They're keeping him overnight for observation.

... SHUT UP FAGGOT

How did I get here?

Just shut up, Evan.

What about the journals?

and you're the only one that can give it to me.

You know what to do.

in case there are any problems.

It's killing me.

Yeah, that's the plan.

Oh my God, what did you do?

I have to concentrate if I wanna destroy the blockbuster.

Lenny likes Pop Tarts.

Is Tommy with you guys? No. It's cool.

Go long. Go on. Right in the backyard.

'Drop it or I'll slit your mother's throat in her sleep.'

I'm sorry, she just hit a nerve.

He saved Mrs. Halpern?

Just get out, did ya?

Did she cradle the balls and work the shaf

That's where the memories are stored.

One step closer and I'll shove this up your arse.

...I might be able to save her.'

You killed Crockett.

Not a bad piece of arse if I say so myself.